You are probably wondering what Our Hero has been doing these past few weeks! Not working, that's for sure!
Yes, we've been making a life sized cut-out of Commander Riker. I mean, I say he's life sized, he stands a little over 1.80. His feet are tiny, and his shoulders are broad. LIKE A RIKER SHOULD BE. The skinny legs are my fault, but those wall eyes are entirely Liz's. It's really hard to apprieciate how large this picture is! When you're stood a metre or so away it's like, fine, whatever, life-sized Riker, but when you're stood up close BAM THERE HE IS.
WALL-EYE JUST MEANS HE CAN SEDUCE THE ALIEN LADY TO HIS LEFT AND RIGHT AT THE SAME TIME. OR SOMETHING. GET OFF OUR BACKS ALL RIGHT IT'S 1A.M
When I went to close the curtains I noticed that we did something unintentionally rad.
OH RIKER. YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE PUT THAT ASS AWAY IT'S DISTRACTING THE BRIDGE.