upon waking up, it would appear to me that in the midst of last nights festivities, some unknown party took it upon themselves to rip out my throat and vocal chords with a pair of metal tongs.
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Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

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eating things with enormous spoons is FUCKING AWESOME. the larger the spoon the better. for christmas someone should buy me a spoon the size of my head or possibly larger.

You have to buy me Christmas presents.
It says so in the Bible.

my five days off:

wednesday was a dry slag.
thursday was road head.
friday was a really hot cocktease.
saturday was a quickie.
sunday was a washed up slut.

so for once i have a friday off and of course nobody wants to go to perv with me. oh, wait, hold up, let's rephrase; nobody wants to haul my dumb ass to perv. note to me= quit being a freeloader. end of note.

WHATEVER I DIDN'T WANT TO GO THAT BADLY ANYWAYS


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new pjs STRAIGHT from the philippines! thanks lola.


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i, i, i should not be up this early. ive been walking around telling things how much i hate them. lamp, i hate you, your light hurts my eyes. alarm clock i hate you. ironing board i hate you, you make me trip. pile of jumbled clothing i hate you. BATHROOM SINK I HATE YOOOOOOUUUUUuu ( Read more... )

dish and dole it out, sort it into bins. annihilate the esoteric and hold high your chins. burn down the walls but not the bridges, a new day begins.