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What would you rather be doing right now?
visiting in Tucson, spending time with my dad (he's moved to Show Low), watching the ocean.
Do you enjoy your job?
My current jobs are babysitting for an extended chosen family member, photographing another extended chosen family member's wedding in October and cleaning my BFF's house. The first one is annoying me because there is no plan or information coming my way. The other two, I'm currently happy about.
Ikea or Pottery Barn?
Cost Plus World Market?
1 CD that has influenced you in a profound way?
Counting Crows - August and Everything After.
1 Book that has influenced you in a profound way?
The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind.
Name one celebrity you just can't stand.
Rachel Ray.
Name one celebrity you totally lust after.
Alexander Skarsgard.
What is your T.V. guilty pleasure?
teen dramas - 90210.
The one concert you would pay any amount of money for?
N/A.
Name one thing you have done that has been completely out of character?
stopped speaking to Ros.
You go to a bar..what's the first thing you order?
Rum & Coke.
Rough and Nasty...or Soft and Slow?
Depends on my mood. usually rough.
Name one TV show that is most like your own life?
True Blood.
Name one way you would like to better the world?
preserve the environment.
Do you still talk to your ex(es)?
Just Patrick, pretty much. I have contact with Adrian and am friends with his wife, but he doesn't really talk to me at all. I cut all ties with Ros when I found out he exposed me to an STD and didn't tell me about it. Brandon refuses to speak to me, despite my rampant apologizing for what a bitch I was during our relationship. I'm friends with Jason on facebook, but haven't hung out with him in a long time. My last ex, Charles, I had to threaten with a restraining order after he became physically violent and obsessive. I'm not exactly a trusting person, presently.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Trey Parker & Matt Stone.
The last concert you went to?
Coyote Grace, at TransForm AZ, where I was volunteering.
Your favorite song at this moment?
something by Frou Frou or Imogen Heap.
What is the best movie you have seen in the last year?
Julie & Julia. or maybe Precious.
You could go anywhere for dinner tonight, where would it be?
a privately owned ethnic place, maybe indian food.
Would you cheat if you knew you would never get caught?
with who? Eric Northman, yes. a random guy, highly likely to be a no. also dependent on the quality of my primary relationship. If it was high quality (depending on my own emotional needs), I probably wouldn't have any reason to cheat, as there would be some understanding of my polyamorous nature.
Suggest a good book.
The Southern Vampire series by Charlaine Harris, if you've already read the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton.
What do people say is your best physical attribute?
most of the physical compliments I've gotten in the past several years have been on my ass, for some reason.
What is your most favorite cologne/perfume?
vanilla cupcake.
What is your most favorite song to dance to?
I don't dance.
When are you the horniest? In the morning or at night?
there's a set schedule?
Tell us one secret about yourself.
I'm currently desperate for physical affection.
Are you still friends with your first love?
no.
Name one regret.
mixing my boyfriends into my friends/support circles.
Do you think you need therapy?
I know I do. and I probably think you do, too.
How are you feeling?
physically tired and mentally manic.
How old are you?
30.
What's your name?
Phoenix.
Do you like it?
if I didn't, I'd change it.
If you could change it, what would it be?
I changed it to Phoenix.
If you were the opposite sex, what would it be?
Phoenix.
Do you get along with your mom?
more than I used to, less than the average daughter.
Do you get along with your dad?
yes, but I rarely get to see him.
Any siblings?
two younger sisters, one older half-sister who doesn't know I exist.
Do you get along with them?
most of the time.
What's your favorite color?
blue-green.
Food?
tacos.
Band/artist?
Jack Conte.
Type of music?
I reject the notion that I should stick to only one.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
no.
Do you like being single?
most of the time. not currently.
Are you happy with your life?
no.
Do you like the band KISS?
dunno.
Do you know any songs by them?
I've heard several, I'm sure, but I can't recall any.
Do you buy water bottles?
I have a metal water bottle that I fill from gallon jugs we re-use over and over again.
Do you have caution tape in your room?
I think it's packed in a box, somewhere.
What color is your bedspread?
black.
Sheets?
black.
Pillowcases?
white, floral.
Walls?
white.
Have you ever done drugs?
not really.
What have you done?
pot, 3 times and it did nothing. I've recreationally used painkillers that were prescribed to me. and I've abused Robitussin and Ephedra. I use caffeine and some herbs (guarana) as drugs. I have no substance addictions.
Do you drink?
ocassionally.
What's your favorite drink?
depends on who's doing the mixing.
Who's your celebrity crush?
Alexander Skarsgard.
Do you like them cause they're hott?
he's not my usual type, actually. I like him because Eric Northman's personality is hot.
Do you want to know mine?
don't care.
I love Johnny Knoxville. Do you?
I can't remember who he is.
Do you have a cell phone?
a dead one.
What color is it?
black.
Do you have an iPod?
nope.
What color is that?
N/A
Do you like KFC?
yep.
What does KFC stand for?
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Do you like animals?
yep.
Are you allergic to anything?
yep.
When's the last time you went to the bathroom?
noonish.
Do you like Buckcherry?
no?
Do you like the song 'Sorry' by them?
dunno what you're talking about.
Do you want to get married?
dunno.
Do you want kids?
yes.
What boy names do you like?
Sterling, Alex, Fox, Hunter, James, Angel, Nathaniel, Julian, etc.
Girl names you like?
Lavender, Victoria, Rose, Katherine, Dorothy, Hunter, Taylor, Alex, Tuesday, Autumn, etc.
Do you like mac and cheese?
doesn't everyone?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2 under my head. more elsewhere.
Do you listen to music a lot?
no.
Do you use LimeWire?
no.
Do you use iTunes?
no.
What website were you on before this one?
facebook, okcupid, google.
What's your homepage?
google.
Yahoo, Google, or Ask?
google, obviously.
Do you have braces?
no.
Did you ever have braces?
no.
Do you need braces?
dentist hasn't mentioned it.
Do you have asthma?
no.
Do you use an inhaler?
I was prescribed one the last time I was sick.
Do you have your own room?
yes.
How big is the closet?
I don't have a closet.
Do you have a garage?
My room was converted from the garage.
How many cars does your family have?
one.
Do you drive?
no.
Have you ever stolen a street sign?
no.
Do you like Metro Station?
never heard of them.
What's your favorite song by them?
n/a.
Do you like the song 'Shake It' by them?
"Sorry guys, I thought this survey would be better than this." Brandy, you've let me down. ;)
Do you like giraffes?
yes.
What is your favorite animal at the zoo?
jaguar.
What kind of computer do you have?
the outdated kind.
Do you have AIM?
yep.
Would you ever put your screen name on here?
I think I have. iirustroseii I'm not a very good conversationalist anymore, though.
Do you look good in sunglasses?
I look scary. Is that good?
What about hats?
I think I look silly, but I wear them sometimes, anyway.
Do you like Woodale?
never heard of them, yet again.
Have you ever heard of Woodale?
nope.
Will you listen to 'Keep Driving' by Woodale for me?
if I can find it easily online. yep, that sucked.
Did you watch the first season of Tila Tequila?
why are you advertising your horrible taste?
Did you want Bobby or Dani to win?
what?
Did you watch the second season?
nope.
Did you want Bo or Kristy to win?
nope.
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
no, thankfully.
How many lamps are in the room you're in?
one. plus, a ceiling fan light and a headboard light.
What did you do on the last 4th of July?
dunno.
Do you have posters in your room?
a few.
Is it hot out?
probably.
Do you like Pink Floyd?
sometimes.
Why?
because they actually had talent and important things to say.
Do you like Motley Crue?
not familiar enough to say.
Guns N' Roses?
yeah.
W.A.S.P?
...
Do you wear deodorant?
yeah.
What's the last thing you ate?
a slice of pizza, last night.
Drank?
mountain dew fruit punch, last night.
How many windows are in your house?
a lot.
Do you have a pool?
nope.
When's the last time you went swimming?
too long ago.
Have you heard of the band Foxy Shazam?
please don't make me.
Do you shop at Hot Topic?
rarely.
Pac Sun?
nope.
Charlotte Russe?
nope.
American Eagle?
nope.
Abercrombie & Fitch?
nope.
Do you find anyone annoying?
you are currently giving me Dexterish fantasies.
What's your favorite movie?
Pi.
Have you ever seen I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry?
no, I'm kind of against homophobia.
The Happening?
no.
White Chicks?
no.
Who's your best friend?
which one?
How old is your mom?
dunno. in her fifties.
Dad?
dunno.
Do you like Barack Obama?
yep!
Do you wear perfume/cologne?
sometimes.
Did you like the movie Alvin And The Chipmunks?
uh, no...
Do you think it should be called Simon And The Chipmunks instead?
good god...
What's your least favorite color?
pink or brown.
Do you like the band Sick Puppies?
Never heard of them
Do you like the smell of baby powder?
yes.
Do you have a fanny pack?
nope.
Do you know who Mick Mars is?
nope.
Do you play sports?
nope.
Do you watch sports?
nope.
What's your favorite basketball team?
I'm unable to discern a difference, other than mascot and regional affiliation.
Baseball?
no.
Football?
no.
Do you find Bill Maher scary?
No
Do you like One Republic?
dunno.
Pepsi or Coke?
Coke.
Have you ever seen the ocean?
Yes
Are there any bodies of water near your house?
I think the nearest one is in Wickenburg.
Do you use Lysol?
don't think so...
Do you like chewing gum?
I did before it all had aspartame added to it, thanks to everyone's uninformed "health" obsession.
Do you like minty or fruity gum?
yes.
Are you bored?
I think this survey is actually increasing my boredom...
What grade are you in?
none.
How many CDs do you own?
dunno, most were stolen.
Do you have trash in your bedroom?
yes.
Is your bedroom dirty?
yes.
What are you listening to right now?
My "Bad Things" pandora station - Graveyard Shift by Matt King.
What's on the tv?
the ninteno, hd converter box, a few odds and ends.
Have you ever been to England?
No
Do you watch cartoons?
Yes
Do you like getting shots?
kinda.
Shorts or jeans?
for?
Do you ever wear hats?
Sometimes
Are you allowed to wear hats in school?
N/A
What about hoodies?
n/a.
Do you like the school dress code?
N/A
Do you like the taste of medicine?
no.
Do you like shopping?
no.
Where are you?
my room.
When is your birthday?
12.17.1979.
Are you a good speller?
Yes
What's your favorite class in school?
N/A
Do you like this survey?
I'm considering deleting it, even though I've wasted over an hour on it now.
Why?
because you suck.
Is it unique?
uniquely horrible.
Can you tell I'm running out of ideas?
I don't think you had one to begin with.
Have you heard the song 'Tonight' by FM Static?
No
Do you read a lot?
always.
Do you believe in horoscopes?
in a way...
Have you ever farted in school and blamed it on someone else?
I don't personally remember every time I farted during the 14 or so years I was in school.
Do you use the bathroom in public places or try to hold it?
only if I really have to.
Do you shower daily?
nope.
Do you ever listen to the same song over and over and over again?
yep.
Do you like Miley Cyrus?
nope.
What's a song you don't want anyone to know you like?
I don't care.
What's your ringtone?
n/a.
Do you have sheets on your bed?
yep.
Do you paint your nails?
sometimes.
Toenails?
those would be nails, yes.
Are you a man?
I don't believe in a gender binary.
Do you like colorful clothing?
sometimes.
Do you like zebra print?
sometimes.
Do you like Andy Warhol?
no.
What do you think of when I say pickle?
Jeffie.
Shoes?
Mary Janice Davidson.
Angelina Jolie?
lips.
Start.
the smell of pencils.
Jesus.
Jesus...
Do you like this survey now?
why would I?
Do you like sausage?
I eat it, but I don't like to think about it.
Are you German?
by name only.
What are you scared of?
lots of things.
Do you like David Cook?
can't remember.
Did you want him to win American Idol?
see above.
Why?
N/A
What kind of shoes do you wear?
the comfortable kind, preferably.
Do you have converse?
one pair, freely given.
Vans?
No
Phat Farms?
No
Jordans?
No
Have you seen Scary Movie 3?
don't think so.
Best one right?
*sigh*
Who's Chauncy Billups?
--
Who's Bret Favre?
--
Vanilla or chocolate?
Vanilla
Tape or glue?
glue.
Do you smile a lot?
No
Can you believe we're on the 215th question?
can you believe I regret taking this survey?
Do you have short or long hair?
long.
Do you want a new hairstyle?
I don't care.
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Do you have a myspace? Yes
Do you like the name Isabella? sure.
What is your biggest fear? I've lived through most of them.
What concerts have you been to? tons.
Apple or pumpkin pie? pumpkin.
How much make up do you wear? not enough to justify the cost.
Do you love to shop? no.
Where is your favorite place to shop at? borders.
How often do you go to the nearest music store? never.
Do you listen to heavy metal? yep.
Do you think that rap is crap and it is just so pointless? nope.
Do you wear perfume? yeah.
What color are most of your shirts? Black
How often do you paint your nails? not as often as I'd like.
Do you like shrimp? Yes
Who's your favorite movie star? Johnny Depp.
Who's your favorite pin-up? don't have one.
Can you put one leg behind your head? after a few days of yoga.
Can you put both legs behind your head? probably.
What color is your hair? blue black.
What color do you want your hair to be? rainbow.
What color is your mom's hair? brown.
What color is your dad's hair? same as my natural color.
Do you act more like your mom or your dad? dad.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? both.
Do you like watching reality shows? don't think so...
Do you watch soap operas? no.
Do prefer thongs or boyshorts? boyshorts.
What color are your eyes? brown.
Do you listen to techno? yeah.
Do you like funk music? don't think so.
Do you have any emo friends? I hope not.
Are you emo? no.
Do you like the movie The Lost Boys? no.
Who's your favorite Viva La Bam character? uh, Bam... isn't that the point?
Where is your favorite place to eat? in bed.
Camoflauge, Stripes, or Polka-Dots? polka dots.
Do you like the color yellow? only on houses.
What is your favorite song by The Black Eyed Peas? dunno, but I like them.
Do you even like the black eyed peas? yep.
Do you like thunderstorms? love them.
How much time do you spend on the computer? however much I want.
Do you watch a lot of television? not really.
If you have a song named after you, what would be the title? how should I know? Am I gonna write a song about myself?
Who's your favorite singer? I don't have one favorite.
Do you have any preppy friends? what would a "prep" be once you're out of school?
What do you normally wear? sleepwear.
What is your favorite color? blue-green.
What color are the walls in your room? White
What color do you want to paint your walls in your room? night sky blue, with glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and a forest of trees painted aroung the bottom.
Do you like jello? not exceptionally.
What's your favorite flavor of jello? orange with shredded carrots in it.
How much limonade do you usually drink? --
Can you speak German or Latin? only medical terminology.
Did you used to watch Barney? at one point in time.
Do you still watch Barney? nope.
Do you remember the Sesame Street song word by word? yes, and several songs they played on Sesame Street.
Have you ever been in a lighthouse? can't remember.
Can you play volleyball? well, I'm not a quadripelegic, so yes...
Black and white pictures or color pictures? black and white.
Republican or Democrat or Independent? Socialist.
Don't you fall into the trap, democrats are full of crap. I'm sorry about your apparently poor upbringing.
What is your dream car? one that's good for the environment.
What color is your dream car? dunno.
Do your thighs jiggle? yep.
What time do you normally go to bed? normal?
How do you usually say good-bye? ttyl
How do you usually say hello? hey
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1. Are you going on vacation anytime soon?: probably not.
2. Do you attend church every sunday?: mostly, a Unitarian Universalist one.
3. When was the last time you went to the dentist?: about a year ago.
4. Do you ever watch the news?: I try to avoid it.
5. Have you ever surfed? If yes, how many times?: No
6. Would you ever want to be a doctor?: No, way too much responsibility.
7. What color is your backpack?: blue denim.
8. What was the last field trip you went on? Did you enjoy it? I haven't the foggiest
9. Do you ever punch walls when you're mad?: No
10. How many times have you gotten suspended?: dunno.
11. Do you have a bad attitude?: Yes
12. Tell me what your nightstand has on it right now?: my tv, nintendo controllers, origami, toys.
13. Do you like the name Lexi?: I like Dexi better.
14. What was the last thing you lit on fire?: a scented candle of Amber's mom's.
15. Do you own a white coat?: No
16. If your boyfriend hit you, would you tell someone?: I think it would be obvious from the marks I'd leave on him.
17. Are you currently depressed?: Yes
18. What was the last drug you consumed?: caffeine.
19. How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?: one.
20. Do you like Target?: yes.
21. Is it too early for Christmas music right now?: yes.
22. What was the last car you were in? Who were you with?: my mom.
23. Would you consider yourself as flexible?: on what day?
24. What are some flexible things you can do?: yoga.
25. Have you seen the movie, Wall-E? If not, would you like to?: haven't seen it. don't like robots.
26. When you form wrinkles, are you going to use anti-aging cream?: I do form wrinkles.
27. What beach did you last go to?: Venice, I think.
28. Did you wear any jewlery today?: just the stuff I never remove.
29. When were you last sick? What was the reason?: I've been feeling nauseous a lot lately.
30. Are you using any blankets at the moment?: no.
Who's the last person you shared a drink with?
my sisters and mom.
What do you want for Christmas?
passion.
What day of the week is it?
good question - Thursday. crap.
Is it easy for you to get alcohol?
No, I'm poor.
What movie do you hate?
Roan Inish.
What's the last store you went to?
Walgreens.
Is it hot or cold in your house?
Hot
How many pillows on your bed?
3. the others fell off.
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
None.
Where did you last go out to eat?
that greek place with amber.
Where did you get your last bruise?
the dryer.
Who is in your house right now?
me, my mom, my sisters, my cats, my sisters' birds, my rats, Whimsy.
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
depends on who I'm admitting it to.
Who was the last person you held hands with?
Emily
Have your parents seen your MySpace page?
my dad's on my friends list.
Do you get along with your parents?
not really.
Have you ever been in love?
Yes
Do you have any tattoos?
no.
How many piercings do you have?
none.
What kind of phone do you have?
dunno.
Do you prefer to sleep with the lights on or in total darkness?
Total darkness
What is the weather like where you are right now?
on the hot side, but pretty nice.
How many times have you had your heart broken?
three times come to mind.
What is your least favorite house chore?
dishes.
When is the last time you took a bath?
about a month ago?
What are you wearing?
cut off black shorts, rainbow striped underwear, white always a lady sleep shirt.
Have you ever touched an elephant?
don't think so...
How many windows are open on your computer?
3.
Was the first person you talked today male or female?
female, unless you count Langly, who's almost always the first person I talk to.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking?
no. I smoke when dealing with death or abuse. unless the death was someone I love dying of lung cancer, apparently.
What was the last reason you went to a doctor for?
pregnancy test and getting on birth control.
What fast food do you prefer:
depends on my mood.
Do you live in a safe neighborhood?
no.
What was the last movie you watched?
Where the Wild Things Are.
What store did you last buy something from?
Borders.
Are you better off without any of your ex's?
dunno.
What's wrong with you right now?
I just wasted hours on this survey.
You are a
Social Liberal
(83% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(15% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Socialist
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