So we have these little pass key cards to get into the bathrooms and dorms here at school. All you have to do is either flash the card or whatever you have it in over this small grey pad and, bing bang boom, access! So today, because we are slackers and have nothing better to do...the guys and I on the floor tested how well these things transfer ( Read more... )

Alright, like I said I would give more info on the entire "My buddy pissing on my door" thingy. So here we go. Last weekend, my friends Josh and Tony have a party at their place, like they always do. I decided not to go cause I have been really tired lately from all my school work and just common worries about my amazing girlfriend Scottie. Anyway ( Read more... )

My friend across the hall pissed on my door...

More details later...

So, my report card reads: Three F's and One C. I'm fucked. Last weekend I went home to talk with my parents about it, they said something like "David, we love you....(and more crap I didn't listen too)" We had a talk about them pulling me from college because we made a pack at the beginning of the year that if I do not have good grades by ( Read more... )

Trying to run a buddy through his girlfriend problems, while I have some of my own. Kinda Jewish. Problems with my girlfriend though? Just that she isnt doing well in school, which means she might not have her cell phone to be able to talk to me for like four weeks. I dont know if I can go that long without hearing her voice...im such a pour ( Read more... )

I like my title, im going to make a song in Fruity Loops about it now. Its going to be poppin, hoppin, and all that jazz. Ah hell what am I talking about? I'll never make a song cause I just procrastinate, just like im doing with the assignment that im doing right now. I have a speech due tomorrow in COM 115 but hey, I just started on it like ( Read more... )

Back to college. Yay. Kinda boring so far though, I have the same schedule everyday from monday through friday. Two classes a day, wake up at 9, and get done at about 12 30. Its pretty nice cause I can just sit in my room all day, but it gets boring since not everyone is done with classes like I am ( Read more... )

Back from Florida already, and a ton of other crap. I have been working, convention...ing, and just plan old dicking around at my house. Scottie and I have never been better. I get paid out my ass with money. And, im buying my buddy Brad's computer in a few weeks. Life is really good right now. But, now for the details ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||| 16% Altruism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90% ( Read more... )

I realized that I can take painkillers with my new medicine for my arm ( Read more... )