Another Blinkin' ISBI 1.0
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In the last chapter of the new Blink saga, Befuddled bravely fought seven other candidates for the money and fame of founding an ISBI.
Money, fame and an itty bitty shack.
The inside thereof. I don't know, I felt orange that day.
Bef: Cooking? *gulpsnarf* Cooking is for *schrumpf* ingrates.
Conveniently, guess what her career-related LTW is.
Left to right: playable, uh no, playable. As a bonus, they came while she was at work.
Work Friend: Ugh, lady, you get -3000 hot points. I don't even know why you'd ask me how I felt about an alien ginger WHY HELLO STOP RIGHT THERE BABY.
Rona: *studiously ignores*
And thus it begins. With seven graves, there were three ghosts about. Bef kept rerolling fears of seeing a ghost. Eventually, she wet herself and did this, making me officially the worst ISBI player EVAR.
After about the third time they woke her up for SHOCK AND HORROR only to wander off ghostily to do other ghosty things like nom out of her fridge, I gave up.
Not gonna miss 'em much. I kept Bell and Effy's graves on the lot, though, just for amusement's sakes.
And the very next evening, she was invited on an outing by Work Friend! Also featuring Rather Meh Guy, Teenaged Bowl Cut and...
...Sam. Who ain't too terrible.
Also, the local Count showed up and was a dick.
Sam: So I said, “I put on my robe and wizard hat...”
Bef: HEY IT WAS YOU!
NO.
Foggy: Oh, look: the fourth wall.
Sam, Bef and Carl: HI FOURTH WALL!
Rona: *studiously ignores*
Yeah, I'm terrible at having Sims go out and not go home in total motive failure.
Drowning ghosts, oy.
Wolf: YOU ARE NOT A DOG I DO NOT APPROVE
Bef: I DO NOT APPROVE YOUR DISAPPROVAL
Wolf: Jeez, man! What the hell! I just wanted to say hi.
I'd berate the telemarketer, Bef.
A promotion! That's great! Doesn't that make you happy?
Bef: I live in a shack that's a foundation away from looking like the set of District 9, I have yet to encounter one good prospect for a lifelong mate or even a baby daddy, I've watched two lovers die for your sick entertainment and I'm still just a PowerPoint monkey in the workplace. You think a little extra cash is going to make me happy?
Well... yes.
But let's fix at least one of those conditions. Matchmaker ahoy!
Work Friend? What the hell? Bitter over not being picked as spouse from moment 1?
Bef: Why, hello! Might I ask if you could spare me a young man, preferably well-shorn, unemployed and robotic?
MM: Yez, yez, give me money.
Bef: Is §194 enough? It's all I have.
MM: Piddly little bit of cash. I take you money, give you... consolation prize.
Bef: Hurray!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Yes bad. He's been unbolted. They ended up having a Bad Date.
And then there's this guy! Phil, I think. Given that he's the first reasonably attractive walkby, I thought Bef might be interested.
Two bolts!
Phil: AAAHAHAHA LADY GAGA YOU SO FUNNYYYY
Bef: (grumble) At least the ghosts have the excuse of being dead and miffed. (grumble)
Well, that's the brat's fault, innit?! Thank goodness for extra skill points.
8D A bad date letter! I've never had one before!
It gets its own special place on its own special shelf.
And thus I suddenly remembered that Phil is a townie... whom I moved in with another playable. Oops. Oh, well. No reason he can't still father some illegitimate children!
...A wig in the car? Are you a corporate spy, Bef?
Bef: Nah, that's Carl.
Carl is a tribble?
Bef: No, but he is related to Hoverball Cat...
Bef: ...wait, what the hell just happened?
But regardless...
I accidentally called sex “woohoo” IRL the other night. And someone got it. Much discussion and mocking ensued. Now the people I hang out with will pay me if I make two Sims fight to the death again.
Up next: Bro has More Cool Story.
Two days of boredom, followed by...
...a little this-n-that of an ISBI nature. From the controllable. Is it stupid in this challenge or is it just me?
The impending second generation bursts forth! Or does it? What or who will it be? Find out next time on Another Blinkin' ISBI!
ISBI Stats:
Torch Holders: 1/20
Perma-platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Repo Man Visits: 0
Fires: 0
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Golden Tombstones/Death Count: 0/0
Max Career: 0
§100 000: 0
In the last chapter of the new Blink saga, Befuddled bravely fought seven other candidates for the money and fame of founding an ISBI.
Money, fame and an itty bitty shack.
The inside thereof. I don't know, I felt orange that day.
Bef: Cooking? *gulpsnarf* Cooking is for *schrumpf* ingrates.
Conveniently, guess what her career-related LTW is.
Left to right: playable, uh no, playable. As a bonus, they came while she was at work.
Work Friend: Ugh, lady, you get -3000 hot points. I don't even know why you'd ask me how I felt about an alien ginger WHY HELLO STOP RIGHT THERE BABY.
Rona: *studiously ignores*
And thus it begins. With seven graves, there were three ghosts about. Bef kept rerolling fears of seeing a ghost. Eventually, she wet herself and did this, making me officially the worst ISBI player EVAR.
After about the third time they woke her up for SHOCK AND HORROR only to wander off ghostily to do other ghosty things like nom out of her fridge, I gave up.
Not gonna miss 'em much. I kept Bell and Effy's graves on the lot, though, just for amusement's sakes.
And the very next evening, she was invited on an outing by Work Friend! Also featuring Rather Meh Guy, Teenaged Bowl Cut and...
...Sam. Who ain't too terrible.
Also, the local Count showed up and was a dick.
Sam: So I said, “I put on my robe and wizard hat...”
Bef: HEY IT WAS YOU!
NO.
Foggy: Oh, look: the fourth wall.
Sam, Bef and Carl: HI FOURTH WALL!
Rona: *studiously ignores*
Yeah, I'm terrible at having Sims go out and not go home in total motive failure.
Drowning ghosts, oy.
Wolf: YOU ARE NOT A DOG I DO NOT APPROVE
Bef: I DO NOT APPROVE YOUR DISAPPROVAL
Wolf: Jeez, man! What the hell! I just wanted to say hi.
I'd berate the telemarketer, Bef.
A promotion! That's great! Doesn't that make you happy?
Bef: I live in a shack that's a foundation away from looking like the set of District 9, I have yet to encounter one good prospect for a lifelong mate or even a baby daddy, I've watched two lovers die for your sick entertainment and I'm still just a PowerPoint monkey in the workplace. You think a little extra cash is going to make me happy?
Well... yes.
But let's fix at least one of those conditions. Matchmaker ahoy!
Work Friend? What the hell? Bitter over not being picked as spouse from moment 1?
Bef: Why, hello! Might I ask if you could spare me a young man, preferably well-shorn, unemployed and robotic?
MM: Yez, yez, give me money.
Bef: Is §194 enough? It's all I have.
MM: Piddly little bit of cash. I take you money, give you... consolation prize.
Bef: Hurray!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Yes bad. He's been unbolted. They ended up having a Bad Date.
And then there's this guy! Phil, I think. Given that he's the first reasonably attractive walkby, I thought Bef might be interested.
Two bolts!
Phil: AAAHAHAHA LADY GAGA YOU SO FUNNYYYY
Bef: (grumble) At least the ghosts have the excuse of being dead and miffed. (grumble)
Well, that's the brat's fault, innit?! Thank goodness for extra skill points.
8D A bad date letter! I've never had one before!
It gets its own special place on its own special shelf.
And thus I suddenly remembered that Phil is a townie... whom I moved in with another playable. Oops. Oh, well. No reason he can't still father some illegitimate children!
...A wig in the car? Are you a corporate spy, Bef?
Bef: Nah, that's Carl.
Carl is a tribble?
Bef: No, but he is related to Hoverball Cat...
Bef: ...wait, what the hell just happened?
But regardless...
I accidentally called sex “woohoo” IRL the other night. And someone got it. Much discussion and mocking ensued. Now the people I hang out with will pay me if I make two Sims fight to the death again.
Up next: Bro has More Cool Story.
Two days of boredom, followed by...
...a little this-n-that of an ISBI nature. From the controllable. Is it stupid in this challenge or is it just me?
The impending second generation bursts forth! Or does it? What or who will it be? Find out next time on Another Blinkin' ISBI!
ISBI Stats:
Torch Holders: 1/20
Perma-platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Repo Man Visits: 0
Fires: 0
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Golden Tombstones/Death Count: 0/0
Max Career: 0
§100 000: 0