I can't believe they liked a FLEECE jacket but...

MALE MODELS?! FUCKIN' A!

When you step on a packet of soy sauce, it shoots out really, really, really far. Like really, really far. I'm talking pretty fucking far here people.

I will get three more jobs and probably do some things I would be ashamed of to earn money to be able to afford the plastic surgeons obviously employed by Salt -n- Pepa. That is some fuckin' quality work.

So how many 'naughty nurses' did y'all see on the 31st? Me? 5!

So did anyone else kiss a cute Australian boy last night, or was that just me?

I received an email at work today that approx 27 other people were cc'd on, the closing said 'sorry for the incontinence'.

In a million years I never thought I would be discussing with my, 70 years old in 3 weeks, daddy what type of tattoo he wants.

Life begins again at 9 o'clock tonight.

I watched about 10 minutes of 'Kid Nation' tonight (don't ask). And I thought, 'this might actually be interesting...if they start eating each other.' I won't be watching anymore.

After having endured that stupid billboard on I-4 with the satanic clown...I practically pee myself watching the Halloween Horror Nights commercial. I HATE THEM!!!!!