Comments | ryan27: I am not the Mother Teresa of the Gays

ryan27

I am not the Mother Teresa of the Gays

Jun 04, 2013 00:01

I'm so tired of people accusing me of being evil and soulless. All their evidence against me is circumstantial, at best.

So sure, yeah, I failed to fog up that mirror that one time with my breath, it doesn't mean anything, that was just one time ( Read more... )

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beauty_forashes June 4 2013, 07:29:12 UTC

Oh lordy yes...I've heard the palm oil lectures too. Not from my boyfriends but from friends who are a little greener than I am. I'm also not supposed to use my favorite washing powder, some soaps and on and on. I must have already killed whole hordes of monkeys then. Somehow I fail to give a damn. I know I should but...sorry, I don't. If that makes me an evil monkey killer, then so be it.

ryan27 June 4 2013, 08:15:56 UTC

LOL oh I know, I try to feel guilty but just couldn't! I guess I do feel bad once I see pictures of monkeys. It's just so hard to buy things that don't have those ingredients!

_dilate_ June 4 2013, 16:24:17 UTC

Have you seen this? orang-utang fingers! Palm oil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV1t-MvnCrA

_dilate_ June 4 2013, 16:25:50 UTC

Also, I guess I am the devil because that just made me want chocolate.

ryan27 June 5 2013, 05:47:29 UTC

mmm...chocolate...i'm gonna get some now...

ryan27 June 5 2013, 05:47:12 UTC

OMG that is so disturbing!! i'm gonna have nightmares now, haha!

connorblond June 4 2013, 16:53:17 UTC

So you're a bad, bad person?
Hey - welcome to the club! :D

ryan27 June 5 2013, 04:50:55 UTC

lol YES apparently i'm EVIL!! :)

geeky_gwen June 4 2013, 18:42:56 UTC

It sounds like I've massacred thousands of monkeys through my life; been a lifelong lover of Oreos. I've sometimes heard the dieting joke that a kitten dies each time you eat an Oreo... but actually killing monkeys? I've never before heard of that palm oil story!

"The other day, he caught me eating a whole bag of them in the middle of the night, in the closet. While watching "Drop Dead Diva" streaming on Netflix on my phone. My first response: "Don't judge me, you don't know me!""

Haha! That one amused me. :) And I love Kit Kat bars! They're so good.

Wow, I'm still a little blown away about that palm oil story. My stepdad was a very health-conscious, green, conspiracy-theorist vegan and even he never, ever brought up the palm oil story and killing monkeys. Though something tells me he wouldn't have cared about it; he loved him some Oreos despite his healthy vegan ways.

ryan27 June 5 2013, 04:52:57 UTC

haha yeah this whole palm oil thing was news to me also! i was kind of shocked. Yeah i can imagine people being really into health conscious foods, but then having a weakness like oreo cookies. I just can't stop eating them!

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ryan27 June 5 2013, 06:53:34 UTC

LOL...i know, that's a big thing...you can't spend your life looking at labels, if I did that, i wouldn't eat ANYTHING and it would take forever to shop. Maybe if i was rich and had a lot of time on my hands...I could probably try to save the environment by eating better. but until then...i'll go on with my oreo cookies!