Hide the Banana: A Memoir

[ryan27]

I was digging through my "man purse," the big bag where I keep my antacids, my lunch, and other crap that I stuff in there when I go to work. As I dug deeper, I found a hammer, bath tub glue, caulk, and duct tapeI didn't put these things there. I don't understand

Comments

[incertum_verum]

That is hysterical! Oh man. I wish I thought of that game as a kid. Not that I'd play that game now...

[ryan27]

LOL yeah it sure gave us something to do during those long summer breaks!

[beauty_forashes]

Hahaha! Brilliant.

[ryan27]

you know, I actually kept the caulk and am using it right now to seal my windows!

[diabological]

So basically when people are around you for some reason they are inspired to put really random inappropriate things in your bag?

[ryan27]

LOL yes, i think so! I think I inspire people to do a lot of things. most of them not positive...

[ryan27]

Oh yes, that's what I thought! :)

[_dilate_]

I find weird stuff in my bags all the time but it's usually something I put in there ages ago. It always bugs me because it's usually something heavy and I'm like "fuck... all that carrying around of X heavy object for no reason"

[ryan27]

Oh yes, I know! God I've been carrying around a HAMMER to work for the last two weeks! I was thinking to myself...geeze, my bag is getting heavy... Never knew!