The Queen of Hearts

[ryan27]

My distant cousin Helena (no blood relation to me) who is rude, uppidty, slutty and evil, came to town last week. We all had to meet her for dinner. Our meeting went like this

Comments

[withoutfire]

Well I was going to say there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a man-eater. But then I read the rest and I can't really say anything good about it. I don't think that's called man-eating, I think it's called being a bit of a terrible person. Money is the tools of the devil.

[padamoosegirl]

Oh my Gosh. Your family is sounding so crazy for my taste.

[gaiman_phile]

Wow.

[regisjr]

That sounds just crazy.

[bennybunny]

Hahaha I absolutely love your dialogue posts, priceless.