I have the house to myself starting at 9:45 am tomorrow. IT FUCKING OWNS!! The kid is going with Reese back to DC..I wanted Reese to stay longer than a friken day but obviously thats not happening..oh well ( Read more... )

Last night I took apsrine with coke and passed out on Dianas bed..woke up there at 1 in the afternoon and went to freakin bed bath and beyond. The drive there seemed like it took forever and I drank a shit load of OJ before hand so I could piss in the fake bathrooms. So we're almost there and I gotta go bad, so in a bottle in the back seat I went.. ( Read more... )

Yea Yea..I know..I'm an ass for getting hit in the head with a soccer ball. I couldn't help that though..not my fault I was born hot as fuck. Anyways..I'm getting my memory back..but my head hurts like hell. Apparently Elvis me was a horn dog cause Reese couldn't walk this morning if ya catch my drift. Anyways my kid is grounded for pantsing the ( Read more... )

I'm not gonna make a long speach..just gonna keep it simple..merry freakin christmas..

Some gifts...

( Josie )

So yea..Happy Birthday now for some ( presents )

Sayin hola before I head out to the Bahamas..gonna see Chrissy for her birthday. Takin Reese cause we need to chill..get the fuck away from LA. So yea..gonna get a tan..and drink and party..just do stuff I can't do when I'm on dad duty. Me and the kid have been getting pretty close..I tought her how to burp her ABC's and fake sick. Shes gonna be an ( Read more... )

*Burps Dirrty * Thats for my girls Chuckles and Diana Carreno ( Read more... )

So yeah..last night I kissed Jimmy...I wasn't even drunk..it was funny at first..pretending to be Kristin..and then it was all uh-o...Jimmy wants me. I didn't wanna feel like some guy in prison who's bitches name is Mad Dog...so I cut that off right away. I'm being dragged out to parties and the mall by Reese...I hate the Christmas season..it sucks ( Read more... )

Reese is a drunk. Drunk drunk drunk. give her one drink and she drinks the whole wine cellar. Shelli wants me and she knows it. What else...I had to do a strip tease last night...that was fun. I made money...cause I'm hot. yeah ok...I'm done
-Ryan

Reese drove out to Paicoma to get Diana. Can you tell I'm thrilled. I'm plotting a little surprise. When the get back they'll be welcomed by a parent Trap style house. honey and shit everywhere. It'll be fucking hot. While shes gone...I'm gonna teach the kid some curses and how to rap just for the hell of it. See what the "wife" says when she gets ( Read more... )