( i think i pissed this guy off a lot. )

so i'm going to be like everyone else and post one of these damn little things. dax, no need for you to reply. everyone else, be nice please? k i love you all ( Read more... )

nicky hilton is going to marry me when i turn eighteen. fucking hell. i hope these five years of my life pass up really quickly.

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Dax Shepard is a 30 year old man who lives with his mother and has a bed time of 12 AM, what the hell is that?

guess who's back?

trace and justin are still pussy ass bitches for leaving me here when they went to europe. ashton and i are working on a season 2 of punk'd and i have my own fanclub. who wants to give me sexual favors money to join? i do all the autographs by hand i promise. and if i like you, i'll write you a personal note except if you're ( Read more... )