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[ryan_pinkston_]

Ashton Kutcher, either leave me alone or drown yourself in a pool of sulfuric acid. Thank you

Comments

[ex_shakira_]

i am cuter than deryck and freddie and she scares me too i think i cheated on her son

[ryan_pinkston_]

you are i dont know why she has the ax

[ex_shakira_]

i will have her deported

[ryan_pinkston_]

thank god dont tell deryck

[kutcher]

Stop biting the hand that feeds you, ingrate. I wish ryanxpinkston would show up so I can use the old "he is interacting with me" excuse to get you overridden. :(

[ryan_pinkston_]

I feel the exact same way about you. You don't feed me get away.

[kutcher]

I give you porn and let you hang out with all of the women I know, that is better. When I found out all of these men claimed you before I had the chance to I got jealous

[ryan_pinkston_]

I'm afraid Jenny Jones got to me first but that is not the point. :'( You gave me gay porn from Tom Arnold's house that was kind of scary

[whibley]

i adopted you first never forget that you are mine since day 1

[ryan_pinkston_]

that is why i keep you around and not let shakira deport you

[whibley]

you are the best son ever

[____________dax]

is it the underscores i am sorry

[ryan_pinkston_]

it might be

[jocz]

i think we look alike are you sure we aren't related either?