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[ryan_pinkston_]

so it is true. i am really carsondaly's son. it is better than being the child of deryck whibley and pauly_shore obviously. this news was shocking to me and i thought of ending my life but i am sticking around to make your life hell.

when can majandra_d teach me how to hold her baby!!!! some weird b-list celebrities have added me along with a princess or somebody royal like that my

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[kutcher]

You are fired, sorry I am replacing you with the little ugly guy with the big hand from Televizzle.

[ryan_pinkston_]

hahahaha you could not live without me stop it already

[ex_shakira_]

marry me

[ryan_pinkston_]

okay lets go

[c_cornell]

i will give you 50 dollars if i can adopt you and save me from that wife of mine