Comments | ryan_speck: Present.

ryan_speck

Present.

Aug 16, 2009 13:47

I am aware that it's been almost 2 months since I said anything. Yet I check here daily to see how much you're not posting either. So I haven't forgotten you, though I have nothing interesting/relevant to say ( Read more... )

crap, life

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taufactor August 16 2009, 20:50:46 UTC

How did you know about my penile gout? *frowns*

ryan_speck August 16 2009, 20:58:39 UTC

It is part of my mystical nature to know.

taufactor August 17 2009, 05:45:12 UTC

So why have I got what appear to be two penises now?

This new one is branching from the original one, and at its rate of growth, I believe it is going to supercede it by a considerable margin.

It's taking on the form of a Saguaro cactus, and it itches like crazy. This cannot be normal!

ryan_speck August 17 2009, 07:22:48 UTC

Given the amount of hazardous substances you've been exposed to as of late, just be glad that this is all that's happening to you.

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archethereal August 17 2009, 02:07:28 UTC

i just GREW this dick, too! :|
what happened on that cruise, man? what did they put in your soup?

ryan_speck August 17 2009, 02:10:07 UTC

The food was plentiful but mediocre. The real problem was that I discovered that being on a boat for a week blows. And I have a pretty good sense of direction and equilibrium, which was fucked with for much of the week. It was like being on a plane amidst turbulence for several of the days. So, not the best time to spend on a vacation. But it wasn't my idea. I was just dragged along.