It's hard to find a home- a place for me and my lawn gnome ( Read more... )

Just so you soppy twats know: If you didn't see Harry and the Potters, you are not a true fan, and you suck very much. That is all.

Just a few highlights of the last casual get together in the RDD...


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Man... I feel like I'm being ground into the dirt. I wish I didn't have to blog my grief, but if I don't vent I'll kill someone.

I don't know if I can stomach this jackassery until the end of the summer. This is not at all what I envisioned when I was preparing to move to Boston. My roommates are unreliable, slovenly, and disrespectful. The house is always a shameful shit hole, no matter how much I clean it... I can't even invite friends over, because it's so awful. I'm ( Read more... )

I'm pulling these dusty bones of mine ( Read more... )

'Eggs and Bacon ( Read more... )

*not amused*

why do people who can't handle liquor insist on drinking? i've never wanted more to sit on someone's chest and choke every last waste of breath out of their dumb-shmuck lungs.

I don't see how things can end well for me.  I am terminally fucked...  must have missed something crucial on the way up.  They always had so much faith in me, for some reason.  I feel like I lost before I even learned the name of the game, never mind the rules.

I don't know what I was expecting, but this is not it.

I suppose I should update, since the last time I updated was before I lived in Boston. So yeah... I live in Boston. Which, would be great, if any one of the 30 applications I've filled out in the past two weeks had landed me a job. Rather, I'm broke after rent, and stuck home with certain parties with whom I'd rather not spend the day. I'll ( Read more... )