these are phenomenal! it reminds me of an incredible story...
It was the year 192657, and i was dancing in my hotel apartment complex suite. The person below my floor decided to get angry at the pounding i was creating for his ceiling. My hotel apartment complex suite door was knocked down completely off the hinges with a cloud of dust around it. And what I saw standing there after the dust had settled, was.....
....my father! I could not believe it, after 1,200 years of living in my complex suite, my own father was living underneath me the whole time. "I thought you'd never find out where i have been living, ever since i left your mother in 192345. I just could not stand the stumping of your feet!". After brushing off this pants, he slowly walks towards me, and whispers into my ear, "I need to tell you something very important", but as he was about to speak, a gunshot was heard....
...and suddenly, my father had fallen to the floor. Blood started rushing around his body as I heard a second gunshot. I heard it hit and smash a lamp behind me, so I took cover as quickly as I could under my bed. I then realized that the shirt i was wearing was drenched with my father's blood. It was horrible..I ripped off my shirt and jumped up, but forgot i was under a bed, so as I was thriving through the bed sheets and teddy bears, I got hit in the arm! "AAAARRRRGGGGG!!" I was now loosing blood rapidly; I had to do something about it......
....I ferociously grabbed a teddy bear and wrapped it around my arm. As I whipped the tears on my eyes to make a clearer view, I peaked through a crack in the bed. I looked around to see what was making such an act of violence, but I was soon troubled as a hand grabbed me by the neck.....
...It was my father! He is now a ZOMBIE. Lucky his name is Rob. His hand clenched harder... So hard that it popped a vein. I took my hand and made a fist; The next thing that I remember, I was eating at the famous Jack's Deli and my father was sitting across from me. He passed me the salt and mumbled something under his breath for some reason. I shrugged and looked down at the salt; It was a metal jar with a red button on top. I thought to myself, "what could this possibly be, and why did I think it was salt?" Puzzled, I went to push the button....
....At first nothing was going on, but than something terrible happend, my Jack's Deli burger started to crumble. I could not believe my eyes. If my ruined burger wasn't enough horribleness, something even worse became. I found my self sucked into the sky. Everything became pitch black. I freaked out and started to move impatientally. Where could i be now? I opened my eyes and saw....
RyRy's new livejournal entry, and man was i wrong about it being horrible because it was incredible. It was full of awesome pictures from the malibu bowls. but, after looking at it, i turned around, and looked up a horrifying big black feature, then i realized what it was, and it was...
...Bill Cosby, yes, Bill Cosby was standing right in front of me. He told me to say thanks to John for saying such nice things about my pictures. Soon after the Cosby dissapeared, and what happend next was the most exciting thing to come to my eyes. So exciting that if you were supposed to make up the next part of the story, it would be challenging and hard. It was...
....a dog sitting in a basket with a trumpet. I asked Bill Cosby for a cigar and then threw it in his face. I jumped on his back viciously and said "I hate YOU". Then he cried and I realized the mean thing I said, so I said "sorry" and he giggled. So I ran away because I had never heard a black man giggle before. I turned out to be running in a tube of which was black dust. So I decided to stop running and start walking because because because this was no ordinary place to take precautions, this was worse than Bill Cosby. Then I said sorry to him again because that was very racist but I thought "hey, wow wow woo home groan". And it was true, it was false. But what was really false was....
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these are phenomenal!
it reminds me of an incredible story...
It was the year 192657, and i was dancing in my hotel apartment complex suite. The person below my floor decided to get angry at the pounding i was creating for his ceiling. My hotel apartment complex suite door was knocked down completely off the hinges with a cloud of dust around it. And what I saw standing there after the dust had settled, was.....
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...and suddenly, my father had fallen to the floor. Blood started rushing around his body as I heard a second gunshot. I heard it hit and smash a lamp behind me, so I took cover as quickly as I could under my bed. I then realized that the shirt i was wearing was drenched with my father's blood. It was horrible..I ripped off my shirt and jumped up, but forgot i was under a bed, so as I was thriving through the bed sheets and teddy bears, I got hit in the arm! "AAAARRRRGGGGG!!" I was now loosing blood rapidly; I had to do something about it......
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...It was my father! He is now a ZOMBIE. Lucky his name is Rob. His hand clenched harder... So hard that it popped a vein. I took my hand and made a fist; The next thing that I remember, I was eating at the famous Jack's Deli and my father was sitting across from me. He passed me the salt and mumbled something under his breath for some reason. I shrugged and looked down at the salt; It was a metal jar with a red button on top. I thought to myself, "what could this possibly be, and why did I think it was salt?" Puzzled, I went to push the button....
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....a dog sitting in a basket with a trumpet. I asked Bill Cosby for a cigar and then threw it in his face. I jumped on his back viciously and said "I hate YOU". Then he cried and I realized the mean thing I said, so I said "sorry" and he giggled. So I ran away because I had never heard a black man giggle before. I turned out to be running in a tube of which was black dust. So I decided to stop running and start walking because because because this was no ordinary place to take precautions, this was worse than Bill Cosby. Then I said sorry to him again because that was very racist but I thought "hey, wow wow woo home groan". And it was true, it was false. But what was really false was....
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