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dear must be pop,
by now you've no doubt read bwe, specifically the part where lindsay called me out and avril drunkingly dug a hole six feet deep and buried me in a shit filled grave of humiliation.
damage control.
when i met avril i was oh god how old was i...a sophomore in high school so i was 15 years old? 15. okay. i humped a tree. THERE'S AN INSIDE JOKE INVOLVING TYSON RITTER FROM AAR actually it was a video of HIM humping a tree but long story short i didn't just run up and take advantage of a tree for no reason.
secondly, i licked a poster of kelly clarkson. i am and always have been obsessed with kelly. i actually have played her here numerous times. i licked a poster because, well, it was a very confusing time in my life and i'm an only child.
and finally, i played ryan as a top. but i never, personally, claimed to be one EXCLUSIVELY... i've topped before but i've also been known to bottom on several occasions and i don't mind it. not that it's any of your business. i just wanted to set the records straight and let everyone know that i never claimed to be a top. i hate labels.
thanks avril
carry on,
ryan...phillippe