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[ryanpudlitzke]

Mama says they's my magic shoes. Mama said they would take me anywhere...
'Course, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.

Comments

[sirjackofass]

Sorry IBM has patented the beating of children with rubber hoses. You'll now have to pay infringement fees with interest for each time hit

[messyboyman]

At least it's not like Apple where everytime you get cancer Steve Jobs gets to kick you in the balls and steal your liver...