What the fuck is LiveJournal?

[ryanrufener]

I'm a sandwich artist now. I went to Subway on Airline and filled out an application and got the job the next day. I think I said 8 words collectively during the whole damn interview. She just kind of talked at me for a while and ultimately said, "Well, I think I'm gonna' hire you." I pretty much smiled and nodded my way through the interview,

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[dirtyjerikah]

RYAN RUFENER!!
Hi;hah.

Dear Ryan,

[anonymous]

Hello dear boy! My name is Sammuel Adams, and over the past three weeks, two days, thirteen hours, and twenty-eight seconds I have been observing you. Huh huh huh(chuckles). To get to the point, young lad, My fellow people and myself are interested in offering you a once in a lifetime opportunity to be an apprentice in the Amish Community. My people and I are very excited in our expansion, and the beginning of our outreach to the secular society. We all welcome you with open arms to the minute town of Orrville, Ohio to be the first young sprout in the history of the Amish to be offered this amazing opportunity. Young Ryan, you have flamboyant Amish qualities that you do not need to conceal any longer. We are your chosen people. So come and be an Amish. Time is ticking my young boy, please do not hesitate to reply.

Sincerly,

Sammuel Adams

p.s. very nice beard!

[adjacentasylum]

yo its me shannon its been a while sinse ive seen you but
your invited to my partys when i have them again this comming spring
!!

add me back yo

Grammar,Spelling and Punctuation.

[dirtyjerikah]

Yo,It's me Shannon.It's been awhile since i've seen you,but,You are invited to my parties,When i have them again this coming spring!

Add me back,Yo.

Re: Grammar,Spelling and Punctuation.

[adjacentasylum]

fuck all that
its just lj not a college essay

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!

[dirtyjerikah]

Still fun to make fun of it!

DON'T FUCKING CARE!
shut up

[sublimegrle]

RYAN.
this is stephanie.
we met in kzoo.
i'm going to add you.