Title: A Bit Of Fun
Author: Me
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Characters: Belphegor and Squalo
Prompt: Hold
Word Count: 880
Rating: R-13
Summary: Bel tries to have a little fun with Squalo
Warnings: Squalo swears. Lots.
Disclaimer: Rebon is Amano's.
Belphegor had Squalo in a death hold. Bel didn't have muscly arms, but he was managing to hold on to Squalo like a cowboy holds onto a horse. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Get the fuck off me!" Squalo screeched, "I'll fucking kill you!"
"Ushishishishishi just try it!" Bel teased, hoping to get some fun out of his day. Bel let go of his hold to dodge an elbow to the face. Bel tried to snatch Squalo legs out from underneath him but recived a kick in the face. Bel stood up and repositioned his tiara as he grinned his glass-cutting grin, "Ushishishishi, Squalo you shouldn't mess up a princes' crown! It's their symbol of authority"
Why the fuck does he smile so much, Squalo thought, there ain't nothing funny about most of the things he laughs that fucking laugh at!
"HEY! You might be a fucking prince back where you come from! But while we're here you're just a fucking assassin!" Screeched Squalo charging into Bel at full speed
"Ushishishishi" Bel chuckled, "There are a few things wrong with what you just said. First, A prince is a prince. No matter where he is!" Bel said stepping out of Squalo's way and chucking three of his knives in his direction, "And secondly, I'm not just a "FUCKING ASSASSIN!" Bel said imitating Squalo, "I'm a fucking good assassin," he corrected Squalo.
"HEY! You a good assassin!?! How good do you really think you are?" Squalo laughed, "You don't actually think you're better than me?"
"Ushishishi, Of course I'm better than you! It’s because I'm a prince," Bel said his usual excuse, he saw Squalo rolling his eyes at the over used saying, "And besides, who won their ring fight?"
Bel grinned his cat like grin, which pissed Squalo off even more, he didn't like people mentioning his loss, it brought back bad memories of the Cavalone fag. "HEEEEEEEEEEEY! That doesn't even count! You won just because you're too stupid!"
"Ushishishi, But I still beat him, didn't I?" Bel smirked, "that's more than you can say about your fight," he teased his opponent.
Squalo rushed at Bel in blind rage, swinging his sword about with no real purpose other than to kill, "I.AM.GOING.TO.KILL.YOU!" Squalo said in-between swings of his sword.
"Ushishishishishi, if you get this mad with only a little taunting, how can you claim to be a better assassin than me?" Bel said easily dodging each one of Squalo's predictable strikes.
FUCK! Squalo thought, FUCK! He's right! I can't let myself get so enraged so easily! Slow, deep breaths... Thats it I can beat him.
"Ushishishishishishishi, now that’s more like it! Now maybe we can have a proper fight" Bel said as he jumped to the ground and aimed a few of his knives at Squalo's feet, but Squalo did a commando roll, landing to the right side of Bel and sending a jab in Bel's direction, but Bel rolled out of the way.
"Maybe I should give a little bit more credit to you fucking prince!"
"Of course you should, because I'm a prince," Bel grinned a large grin.
"HEEEEEEEEEY! Don't get cocky yet!" Squalo screamed charging in once more, this time with more defined slashes. Belphegor was having a little bit more difficulty dodging them this time.
"Ushishishi, I'm not. I know I'm going to win because I'm a prince" Belphegor said with utter conviction.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Being a prince doesn't always mean that you win!" Squalo countered, swinging his sword around, it finally connects with one of Bel's legs. Squalo, knowing how Bel gets when he sees his won blood was careful not to draw any blood with his hit, and only hit him hard enough to trip Bel over. So with Bel helpless on the ground Squalo straddled him, with his knees on Bel's arms. "So? How are you going to get out of this one fucking prince?"
"Ushishishi", Bel grinned his large grin, "I never wanted to beat you. I was just after a little bit of fun!" Bel said looking as if he had won the fight.
"HEY! What the fuck! Then what were you saying before about beating me!" Squalo screamed looking very confused.
"Shishishi, that was just to make the battle more interesting! And it turned out just as I had planned because I'm a prince," Bel said grinning, "Now would you please get off me? I'm not sure if this view is appropriate for a prince."
Squalo wondered what Bel was on about for a second, and then he looked down and realized that his crotch was a few inches away from Bel's head. "Ahhhh..." Squalo said turning a little red, and getting off Bel and walking out to the door, "Now don't forget you fucking prince, this was my win."
"I don't forget, because I'm a prince,"