Ooww, my neck

[ryans55ohh]

Today, another piece of me was removed. But thankfully, that is not metaphor for pieces of my heart being removed, for some sad reason. Because all of that is already gone. Am i right? Actually i kid, i have too much of that, i need to give some away, anyone looking for some metaphorical pieces of my heart. All i ask for in return is pieces of

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Substitute!!!

[anonymous]

Please write about the hilarity that ensues when you sub, you'd be the best sub I ever had, except maybe Mr. Patrick, he played Mr. Patrick says, which is basically Simon says, only faster and gayer, becasue he spoke it fast, and now that i think about it, he was kind of pee wee herman gay, but not pee wee herman perverted, he helped us cheat on a spelling test once

Tom