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arg. i need the internet at home. its so hard to webcam when your in an internet caf. :( lol i swear the guy behind me is tryin to do the same thing. i do need to meet up with someone though this whole internet dating is crap. its harder than getting a job!

grr. i took acid last night. At least twice :s and two pills. And about two buckets of alcohol. Whimper I think i REALLY mean it this time when i say i am not taking any drugs ANYMORE. That includes alcohol. Apparently i beat up daft. I hit annie. I called Alices' brothers' mate Frodo Baggin the entire night. I threw Richard in to aa table or he ( Read more... )

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swafe. at eds. quite fun. had quite an eventful night. lots of opportunities for disaster. as usual. but once again it all worked out fine. hee hee. although now that i think about it, i owe greg 30 pills and i owe dean 20 lol. i have six. ha ha. hopefully i'll sort that out tomoro. when i'm kosha. grrrr.

swafe journal mine,
its been a long time since last we spoke. erm. I'm hopelessly in love but ARG someone keeps msnging me brb. cool. what was i talkin about oh yeah. i'm too tired now to continue any kind of thoughts, especially on that topic. i'm gonna go sleep now and rest my purty head i've gotta shoot people with laser guns tomoro! Quaser

grr. erm i think the best word for the way my life is at the moment would be a slightly tipsy 'sigh'. lol but hopefully things will be better when, i dont know. lol i swear my life would be a lot simpler if it wasn't controlled by my dick.

yeah in the internet cafe again waitin for abel to give me my money.
yesterday he said come in tomoro. definatly.
he's not here and his phones off. surprise.

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