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when i was in the womb, i developed on my feet instead of on my rumpus, and so for the first year of my life i wore a metal brace on my feet to straighten out my left foot, which developed crookedly. my feet are straight now, but when i walk, i tend to walk with my left foot slightly inward ( Read more... )

i'm in malaprop's right now. some awesome homeless man ran out of the store yelling free-verse. i wake up 5 or 6 times a night from people all around me. it's always either late-night dudes burning rice right outside of my window, party people coming out of the gay and latino night clubs across the street, or homeless men at the halfway-home ( Read more... )

if a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs would six hens lay in seven days?

( clear evidence that god exists )

-i got a new notebook pc, and since i live downtown, i've got free internet at the apartment(sometimes)! score one for the good guys ( Read more... )

-i am over the flu! no more staying indoors watching america's next top model marathons. yuck. eva totally didnt have what it takes ( Read more... )

~ryanwilliams~


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( some serious bullshit i wont make you read )

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