Alright people, I need your help coming up with the most random shit you could possibly see on a flyer... Things that are somewhat believable, and that would yield some interesting voicemails if the right people saw it and called the number. Random items for sale, services, lost pets, etc.

I just masterfully talked my way out of paying $150 to get out of my contract with Sprint, and will have a new number by Feb 23rd... If you want it, get in touch before then.

Oh, and if you need a way out of a Sprint PCS contract, let me know, I'll let you know what it takes (it's not much!).

You know who you are.

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I spent the last three hours writing an update for this thing, and Firefox froze up on another tab I had open and I lost it all, and it's way too late to try and recapture any of what I said and have it make sense ( Read more... )

I just found out Trio is going to be doing a Bill Hicks biography. For those that don't know, Bill Hicks was a stand-up comedian, a man ahead of his time, and (in my own opinion) a true genius. It's titled "Outlaw Comics: The Censoring of Bill Hicks ( Read more... )

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Since I'm currently unemployed and enjoying my reversed sleeping patters, I figured I'd flip on CNN this morning and see how backwards the world is today ( Read more... )

The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and around and around, it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long ( Read more... )

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