Well, apparently I live in a New England prison:

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The other day I was awoken from a nap to answer the phone, only to find that the "caller" wasactually a recorded message from the local Baptist church, trying to convert me and get me to come to their services ( Read more... )

Well, here is where I show how pathetic I am. I still watch The Real World ( Read more... )

Urk.

Crap mood.

Not sure why.

Those are the worst.

I'm not entirely sure of the chain of events but somehow my incredibly clumsy cat (aren't cats supposed to be graceful?) managed to knock a very stable stack of dishes off of a very safe section of counter, breaking two of them and spreading shattered porcelain all over the kitchen floor ( Read more... )

After having to spend a good 15 minutes excavating my dinner from the fridge yesterday I have decided that no matter how disgusting the task may be, today is the day to clean that refrigerator out ( Read more... )

Oh hot glue, how I love thee...

I love your sticky hotness.
I love how you drip slowly.
I love my blistered finger.

Oh hot glue, the only thing which surpasses my love for you is my love for my hot glue gun.

No good reason for it but I am not sleepy yet. Sad really.

I've even got two classes of first graders to deal with tomorrow and I cannot make myself feel sleepy. What the hell?

There's a man who looks like a mouse on tv... Like, whiskers and everything. I should probably force myself to go sleep.

Bored bored bored.

Someone poke me!

Why does email hate me so tonight ( Read more... )