[filk] Remus the Werewolf (R/NC17)
I offer this as proof of three things: that I have not abandoned HP, that I still love R/S, and that I continue in my Christmas tradition of pervertedly filking Christmas carols.
Randomly, this is the first high-rated thing I've written since I turned eighteen. :p This is dedicated to my RL friend Rachel, who likes these, who wanted another one, and who I will eventually convince to get an LJ.
Merry Christmas! People who care about my SW stuff will get something later tonight. :)
Title: Remus the Werewolf
Rating: R/NC17
Summary: "Frosty the Snowman", only not.
Remus the werewolf
Was a very lonely soul
Every full moon night he became a wolf
That was too hard to control
Remus the werewolf
Went to Hogwarts School one day
Where he met some friends
(including a boyfriend)
and where he found out he was gay
There must have been some magic
In the way Sirius kissed
For when those lips touched Remus's,
He could not resist
Remus the werewolf
Was happy as could be
Playing in the bed
And giving head
He made the fangirls squee
Remus the werewolf
Liked having lots of sex
Sirius did agree
And so they gaily
Would strive towards their apex
Under the covers
He had Sirius in hand
Pumping up and down from tip to crown
They both thought it was grand
They did not hear when James came in
And tiptoed to the bed
And they only paused a moment when
They heard him shout, "You're dead!"
Remus the werewolf
Laughed and then turned red
But he made James leave
And went on to achieve
Climax in his bed
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at them both go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Watch as Remus blows!
Randomly, this is the first high-rated thing I've written since I turned eighteen. :p This is dedicated to my RL friend Rachel, who likes these, who wanted another one, and who I will eventually convince to get an LJ.
Merry Christmas! People who care about my SW stuff will get something later tonight. :)
Title: Remus the Werewolf
Rating: R/NC17
Summary: "Frosty the Snowman", only not.
Remus the werewolf
Was a very lonely soul
Every full moon night he became a wolf
That was too hard to control
Remus the werewolf
Went to Hogwarts School one day
Where he met some friends
(including a boyfriend)
and where he found out he was gay
There must have been some magic
In the way Sirius kissed
For when those lips touched Remus's,
He could not resist
Remus the werewolf
Was happy as could be
Playing in the bed
And giving head
He made the fangirls squee
Remus the werewolf
Liked having lots of sex
Sirius did agree
And so they gaily
Would strive towards their apex
Under the covers
He had Sirius in hand
Pumping up and down from tip to crown
They both thought it was grand
They did not hear when James came in
And tiptoed to the bed
And they only paused a moment when
They heard him shout, "You're dead!"
Remus the werewolf
Laughed and then turned red
But he made James leave
And went on to achieve
Climax in his bed
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at them both go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Watch as Remus blows!