Oh joy.
TADAIMA!!
Hurhur this almost year long-hiatus from everything JE
So when someone high up in the education department decided to spare me for a while and give us a two-week holiday and with NottiUchi hallelujah chance!! comeback in the horizon I wanted to jump straight on the computer and eye molest anything branded JE hawtness but THEN!!
My mom and dad suddenly went "LET'S GO ON A WEEK LONG TRIP TO BRING YOUR BROTHER BACK FROM THE MOST SOUTHERN TIP OF OUR COUNTRY!!" and I was "...... O___O WHUT." because that's like 16872637438 km away from here. So with less than one day into my hols I had to pack up everything, say goodbye to my cats, vow another week of JE smex celibacy and jump on the next bus with a bunch of sadistic people I call "family" and headed for Johor, the border state in my country that's only like...15 minutes drive to Singapore? (That's if you don't count the traffic jam and waiting to get through the immigration checkpoint, ahahahaha XD)
But the trip to our border state was not a complete loss because the next morning after we got there my dad was all "LET'S GO TO SINGAPORE TO GET OUR PASSPORTS STAMPED!" but this time I didn't care because heck, this is my ticket to JE mag heaven! And then I'd prolly go call Tin or Sakki or whutever crazy SG fangirl hp number I have and harrass them to death. Muahahahahahahahha.
I won't bore any of you with crazy rants on how I got to Orchard *with my family and my uncle tagging along*, tried to sneak to Mise again but didn't anyway, how 7 confused Malaysians kept going around in circles in Orchard just to find the stupid MRT station when there's practically signs everywhere and ZOMG LOST THE DEATH GLARE CONTEST WITH MY MOM to call figuramalaya and futari_sista so GOMENNNNNN!!!!
Crazy colourful staircases! This was in Bugis.
Orchard...er...near Takashimaya?
Gosh I sound like a damn prisoner with a collar wrapped around my neck.
BUT ANYWAY!
I got Myojo July, Popolo July and Wink Up June by harrasing the people at the Japanese service counter in Kinokuniya in a space of six months XDD
So after 6 hours shopping *ie: getting lost* around SG we were packing up and leaving, saying goodbye to civilization and heading through the east coast back home.
Now when I say going home, its another 197934870964 km stuck in a cramped car again while stopping occasionaly at random beaches (all thanks to my dad's "LET"S GO!!" mentality), getting feet burnt walking barefoot through scorching hot sand and having my second brother coining a new term for Ueda.
"Mangirl"
Oh, and everyone else in WinkUp is either ghei, mangirls, and skinny sticks with bronze mops superglued on their heads.
The ghei part is a fundamental step in becoming a JE fangirl though. KOYASHIGE!
And halfway along the road, we stopped in this quaint little town and discovered the ULTIMATE SECRET OF JE where maybe every single JE boy goes to fix his hair...
Johnny couldn't have made it more obvious.
Random scenes from beaches...we visited like maybe 20 during our trip home. I love beaches as much as Massu loves eating, but damn, 20 beaches....?
Zoo specimen #1 and #2, potentially dangerous, do not confront even with a silver bullet, stake and garlic, but will surrender at the sight of a Japanese magazine featuring pretty boys with names like "YamaP".
Ever wonder how the end of a rainbow looks like?
Somewhereeeee over the rainbowwwwwwwwwwww~~~~~
FANGIRL TIME! These were actually drawn on two different beaches but...meh.
I was NewS-sick and practically everyone in NewS loves beaches so there ya go!
The sitting buddha
The sleeping buddha
TEMPLES! One word about them though....big.
And finally, one signboard that most probably can't be found anywhere else in the world...
Sign says " Caution. Wild elephants farting."
.
.
.
.
Well not really, but we did see some elephant diddy-poo along the way as proof.
My dad suggested scooping it up and taking some home for fertilizer and the rest of us were like "HELL NO!!"
If there's one thing that my family is united upon, I knew it'd be against a really stinky idea.
Hurhur this almost year long-hiatus from everything JE
So when someone high up in the education department decided to spare me for a while and give us a two-week holiday and with NottiUchi hallelujah chance!! comeback in the horizon I wanted to jump straight on the computer and eye molest anything branded JE hawtness but THEN!!
My mom and dad suddenly went "LET'S GO ON A WEEK LONG TRIP TO BRING YOUR BROTHER BACK FROM THE MOST SOUTHERN TIP OF OUR COUNTRY!!" and I was "...... O___O WHUT." because that's like 16872637438 km away from here. So with less than one day into my hols I had to pack up everything, say goodbye to my cats, vow another week of JE smex celibacy and jump on the next bus with a bunch of sadistic people I call "family" and headed for Johor, the border state in my country that's only like...15 minutes drive to Singapore? (That's if you don't count the traffic jam and waiting to get through the immigration checkpoint, ahahahaha XD)
But the trip to our border state was not a complete loss because the next morning after we got there my dad was all "LET'S GO TO SINGAPORE TO GET OUR PASSPORTS STAMPED!" but this time I didn't care because heck, this is my ticket to JE mag heaven! And then I'd prolly go call Tin or Sakki or whutever crazy SG fangirl hp number I have and harrass them to death. Muahahahahahahahha.
I won't bore any of you with crazy rants on how I got to Orchard *with my family and my uncle tagging along*, tried to sneak to Mise again but didn't anyway, how 7 confused Malaysians kept going around in circles in Orchard just to find the stupid MRT station when there's practically signs everywhere and ZOMG LOST THE DEATH GLARE CONTEST WITH MY MOM to call figuramalaya and futari_sista so GOMENNNNNN!!!!
Crazy colourful staircases! This was in Bugis.
Orchard...er...near Takashimaya?
Gosh I sound like a damn prisoner with a collar wrapped around my neck.
BUT ANYWAY!
I got Myojo July, Popolo July and Wink Up June by harrasing the people at the Japanese service counter in Kinokuniya in a space of six months XDD
So after 6 hours shopping *ie: getting lost* around SG we were packing up and leaving, saying goodbye to civilization and heading through the east coast back home.
Now when I say going home, its another 197934870964 km stuck in a cramped car again while stopping occasionaly at random beaches (all thanks to my dad's "LET"S GO!!" mentality), getting feet burnt walking barefoot through scorching hot sand and having my second brother coining a new term for Ueda.
"Mangirl"
Oh, and everyone else in WinkUp is either ghei, mangirls, and skinny sticks with bronze mops superglued on their heads.
The ghei part is a fundamental step in becoming a JE fangirl though. KOYASHIGE!
And halfway along the road, we stopped in this quaint little town and discovered the ULTIMATE SECRET OF JE where maybe every single JE boy goes to fix his hair...
Johnny couldn't have made it more obvious.
Random scenes from beaches...we visited like maybe 20 during our trip home. I love beaches as much as Massu loves eating, but damn, 20 beaches....?
Zoo specimen #1 and #2, potentially dangerous, do not confront even with a silver bullet, stake and garlic, but will surrender at the sight of a Japanese magazine featuring pretty boys with names like "YamaP".
Ever wonder how the end of a rainbow looks like?
Somewhereeeee over the rainbowwwwwwwwwwww~~~~~
FANGIRL TIME! These were actually drawn on two different beaches but...meh.
I was NewS-sick and practically everyone in NewS loves beaches so there ya go!
The sitting buddha
The sleeping buddha
TEMPLES! One word about them though....big.
And finally, one signboard that most probably can't be found anywhere else in the world...
Sign says " Caution. Wild elephants farting."
.
.
.
.
Well not really, but we did see some elephant diddy-poo along the way as proof.
My dad suggested scooping it up and taking some home for fertilizer and the rest of us were like "HELL NO!!"
If there's one thing that my family is united upon, I knew it'd be against a really stinky idea.