Job Hunting is the worst thing ever.

One ancient Persian legend says that Jamshid, a grapeloving king, stored ripe grapes in a cellar so he could enjoy grapes all year long. One day he sent his slaves to fetch him some grapes. When they did not return he decided to go to the cellar himself only to find that they had been knocked out by the carbon dioxide gas emanating from some ( Read more... )

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"Governing a great nation is much like cooking a small fish."

Lao Tzu

Pretty standard price...

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( Only for people who have seen 'Lost in Translation' )

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"He was the kind of man who, learning that you were drowning thirty feet from shore, would throw out a twenty-foot rope. He would then go on to say that he had met you more than halfway."

Cottage Cheese is one of the best things possible.

Thanks shellyshock, I had no idea.