Day Sevin of da war jernel.

Gawd I luvz bein' an ork! Itz da greatizt fun dat dere eva woz!!!
We getz ta bash stuff, eat stuff, bash stuff, stomp stuff, bash stuff, decorate stuff, and bash stuff!
Lifez gud az an Ork lemme tell ya!

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*stands with combat bootz togeva and whacks myself in the head as an orkish salute* Lezt we forget dem umies wot had honour 'n' courage ta fight 'n' die for wot dey beleived in, 'n' keepin dere families safe from da uvver silly umies wot wonts ta kill eachuvva instead of leavin dem for uz orks ( Read more... )

http://www.fred-katrin.de/warhamm/hammer.htm

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Day fore of da war jernel.

Argh! Dere's too many umies wot needs killin' around here! Hows I suppozed ta kill all deze umies in such a limited time frame?!?!
I either needz more boyz, or for dem umies da do sumfin stoopid... like walk at me single file, or get in me way...

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Oh I hate having so much work to do!!!
ITS