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[ryukuai]

I did a couple of these:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, violent_aki (-5000 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for arc_da_rat (-10 points). In November I punched subaru_san in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I pushed errantimpulses in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4711 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
ryukuai


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I broke rahrahsan's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I stole lizren's purse (-30 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I helped sodiumion across the street (6 points). In February I gave wolfenangel a kidney (not mine) (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1664 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
ryukuai


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I gave blueutopiah a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August I put gum in rahrahsan's hair (-12 points). In June pantherrose and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I pulled arc_da_rat's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (310 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
ryukuai