Not as good as Captainconor, but what can you do?

[ryunohi]

24

Comments

[captainconor]

Don't feel bad. You're puny, after all - barely bigger than a five-year-old yourself. I'm impressed that a skinny little thing like you can take 24. Have you been taking Martial Arts classes while you've been in Japan?

[ryunohi]

I think the number is so high because I have no moral compunction against being truly nasty to them in a fight. Let's just hope I don't get any really fat ones that I can't pick up and throw.

[alzarqa13]

Yes, I think the most important thing to keep in mind here is that you *would* take 24 5 year olds in a fight.

[alzarqa13]

Apparently I can only take 20... This must be because I still have some reservations about beating 5 year olds. Of course, zombie 5 year olds are a different matter. Are they zombies? (Also, Elrond identifies with my feeling of being overrun by short annoying people.)