I have a friend at work who says 'Arrrrrr' whenever he sees me.
Mainly because he'd always forget my name, but knew it started with an 'AAAAARRRRRR!'
Hell fekkin' yeah I'm a pirate.
My pirate name is:
Dirty Morgan Bonney
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. . . . . And I'm really boooooored.