oh god that was so bad but so funny

[ryuumasken]

so like i was swordfighting with andy like we usually do from time to time, and then he does one of his heavy adrenaline filled yells and swung like really hard. I tried to parry and missed entirely, slipped a bit, and the very tip of his sword hit me like... right where the ballsack meets the shaft. that's fucking military grade targeting right there(it was an accident). I don't remember the first few seconds after, just a lot of white and then rolling and rolling and rolling. I thought some funny things like "God, I'm so pissed at video games right now(because they'll always have moves where you hit someone in the balls and they're up in like three seconds)" and like "goddamn reimu doesn't have to deal with this... ah, so this is why men don't fight danmaku". I was sitting there at one point trying not to vomit and I was sweating so hard that it looked like someone threw a bucket of water on me.

ten minutes later I was standing up and we talked about it for like a fucking hour.

guys are weird.

summary: DISTRACT THE RYUU AND HIT HIM IN HIS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE