forbidden fruit

[s0b]

There are two things I am not allowed to do by my wife. To be specific, these are the only two named things. I'm sure that if I decided to bonk the baby sitter on account of 'that not being on the list of things I am not allowed to do' I'd be treated to an initial withering glance before castration and messy death; fortunately I have no plans in

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[djpsyche]

There are no spoons in your office?

[djpsyche]

It depends on which one.

[s0b]

I have seen it done; however when there are two of you running away from a tiger, you don't need to run faster than the tiger, rather you must run faster than the other person ...

[papaver]

Distract the tiger with the Porridge?

[nyarbaggytep]

They are good rules.
There is much to recommend them.

[jul1et]

in fairness, the porridge is because the smell makes me heave - a by product for my mother forcing me to eat it when I was a toddler.
The slip on shoe thing though.... *shudders*

[nyarbaggytep]

I was made to eat porridge as a kid too, and so have the exact same retch-response.