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"They're getting ugly
They're a horror show
And now we're laughing
Because they'll never know
That they have everything
We give them all of our own
And they tell us they're sick and they're all alone" -
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Dear GOD...I wish I hadn't clicked on this link.
You're gonna wish that you didn't either but you will because anything called Puberty Pals will totally draw you in. Especially since Amy Sedaris plays a penis named Paulie. That's right...a penis named Paulie.http:// -
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Amy's Robot is one of my favorite blogs because she's able to verbalize things that I feel. Here is a wonderful excerpt:
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Alex, you're hot.
Royal Porcupine: I mean isn't it obvious to the other half of the country by now
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my deepest wish is that i had a boyfriend that i could make out with and fall asleep with but not have sex with and hold hands with and talk about the world with and cook dinner for. who was nice to me, and made me laugh, and let me be crazy without making me feel bad about it -
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In cities all over America, distressed liberals are talking about fleeing to Canada or, better yet, seceding from the Union. We can't literally secede and, let's admit it, we don't really want to live in Canada. It's too cold up there and in our heart-of-hearts we hate hockey. We can secede emotionally, however, by turning our backs on the ( Read more... )
