New design coming soon.  New comics coming soon.  New pages coming soon.

Until then, there's just regular crap, like today's post, "Movin' on ...down."

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Jason vs Bowling.

"What kind of songs, you ask? How about a married couple singing that song from Grease? You know what song I'm talking about. At the risk of sounding unmanly, I'm not going to type any lyrics, but it's that lame duet one, with Sandy and Danny. (Oh my god, I know their names...) Or a song about 'stroking it' with the words being ( Read more... )

"Take that business degree and shove it."

New @ SACB:

Boss: "Those dirty mother fuckers."
Jason: "What happened now?"
Boss: "My fucking gutter guys, they don't have a phone number anymore."
Jason: "You said they were a small group, maybe they just went out of business?"
Boss: "Fucking corporations. No one cares about the little guy. Damnit."
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New @ SACBI wasn't sure if she meant the second door on the left from the front of the building or from her office. I picked the wrong one and ended up in an unplanned pregnancy clinic. It was a room full of sad looking pregnant chicks all talking to counselors about feelings and cramps. Gross.
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Diversity Trainer: "You there, in the hooded shirt, If I were to hit on you right now, would you be offended?"
Jason: "Um... I'm not sure."
Diversity Trainer: "And why's that?"
Jason: "Well, no offense, but you're really, really old looking. On the flipside, I haven't had sex in three years, so I guess I could go either way."

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New Jason vs up at SACB.  Jason vs CostCo.  Check it out, ya?

Alrighty, first off, I posted a dream I had at SACB. It involves baby seals and Michael Chiklis, so you know, read it ( Read more... )

Title says it all... new Jason VS up at SACB.

Also, I start my novel tomorrow. I'm all kinds of excited.

new comic, uploaded an older Jason VS, and posted to the blog.

I wrote a little review for the last two cds I heard at SACB, if anyone is interested. It's right on the main page.

Also, Halloween party the 28th. Lemme know if you want to come, ya?