okay so. during this week i have realized that yes, in fact, i have a sex drive,(don't ask, no seriously), and that i'm going to start being a band geek within the next month. i'm going to get my tongue peirced hopefully tomorrow, and then get good and drunk one more time before school starts and i have to start worrying about SAT words.
i had a dream last night where Christina Ricci ruined some guy's birthday party with her famousness, and i got lost inside a huge house. and we all may or may not have been spies/ninjas. that's what i get for reading scott westerfeld right before bed. does anyone know whether or not the Midnighters series he does ended with the third one?
i am amusing myself right now by asking anthony gleason embarrassingly awkward questions involving sex. also, something funny; allow me to present my friend alex manglass:
Sweetbeans89 [1:06 AM]: come bnaccccckkkk
Auto response from SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:06 AM]: sleep....
Sweetbeans89 [1:06 AM]: pussy
Sweetbeans89 [1:06 AM]: sleepings' for loooooserssss
Sweetbeans89 [1:06 AM]: and you, manglass, are a loser
Sweetbeans89 [1:06 AM]: but your car is the bomb
SkiTtLeFReAk67 is away at 1:12 AM
SkiTtLeFReAk67 returned at 1:14 AM
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:14 AM]: yes i know
Sweetbeans89 [1:15 AM]: hey!
Sweetbeans89 [1:15 AM]: so no sleepy?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:15 AM]: no i hae a headache for some reason
Sweetbeans89 [1:15 AM]: dude, i heard your car all the way up to rosman
Sweetbeans89 [1:15 AM]: oh, i have one too.
Sweetbeans89 [1:15 AM]: it was the sex. it blew our minds :D
Sweetbeans89 [1:16 AM]: now tell me i didn''t just make you smile
Sweetbeans89 [1:16 AM]: i am so good.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:16 AM]: hahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:16 AM]: that you are
Sweetbeans89 [1:16 AM]: what's my name, negro!! :D
Sweetbeans89 [1:17 AM]: even with the headache, i'm in a really good mood for some reason.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:17 AM]: ahhaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:17 AM]: you 2
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:17 AM]: well slightly i just listened to emily so im kinda ehh...but my car is like vroomm
Sweetbeans89 [1:18 AM]: i know dude, you went onto rosman from my house, right?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:18 AM]: yeah
Sweetbeans89 [1:18 AM]: i heard you all the way around the corner and up to shoprite
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:18 AM]: haha yeah
Sweetbeans89 [1:18 AM]: i thought that was you!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:18 AM]: hole shit...its that loud!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:18 AM]: i wasn't even like on it
Sweetbeans89 [1:19 AM]: fuck yeah dude, hearing the engine from outside the car is different. you can't feeel it as much
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:19 AM]: ahha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:20 AM]: dude i stopped at a stp sign and a bunch of guys were like ..hell yeah dude burn em..so i fucking justs dropped it and did the biggest burn out ive ever done
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:20 AM]: i saw smoke in the mirror
Sweetbeans89 [1:20 AM]: hahahaha. yessss
Sweetbeans89 [1:20 AM]: did you smell rubber again?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:20 AM]: tis was nice:-D
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:21 AM]: mhm
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:21 AM]: i plan to raise hell in that thing tomorrow
Sweetbeans89 [1:21 AM]: hahahahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:22 AM]: if i dont go upstate...but even if i do im taking that and raising hell
Sweetbeans89 [1:22 AM]: awsome.
Sweetbeans89 [1:22 AM]: dude, i have got to find more friends than you. you go on trips to often and them i'm bored out of my skull and end up reading fanfic all day.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:23 AM]: hahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:23 AM]: what about bridget and vanessa...wasn't venessa's birthday like 4 days ago
Sweetbeans89 [1:24 AM]: oh yeah, but she's always with evan
Sweetbeans89 [1:24 AM]: and brigid's not abck, i don't think
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:24 AM]: mhm
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:24 AM]: ahha you need more friends then me
Sweetbeans89 [1:25 AM]: dude, seriously
Sweetbeans89 [1:25 AM]: oh, i know, i'll hang out with steve.
Sweetbeans89 [1:25 AM]: oh no, i might see him naked again :(
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:26 AM]: ahhahaahha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:27 AM]: well you seee me naked
Sweetbeans89 [1:27 AM]: i know but you're fine naked
Sweetbeans89 [1:28 AM]: steve has a beer belly and a humongous cock. and he's hairy
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:28 AM]: hahahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:28 AM]: thats kinda scary
Sweetbeans89 [1:29 AM]: yuh huh. and he like dances alot, when naked.
Sweetbeans89 [1:30 AM]: >_< i am Not Amused
Sweetbeans89 [1:30 AM]: but i'll hang out with him if it means i'm not bored anymore
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:31 AM]: hahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:31 AM]: i feel bad for you then
Sweetbeans89 [1:32 AM]: me too :(
Sweetbeans89 [1:32 AM]: are you taking marissa upstate? or steph?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:34 AM]: no
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:34 AM]: not yet
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:34 AM]: dude gerard died his hair blonde
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:34 AM]: and its like eminem short
Sweetbeans89 [1:35 AM]: you didn't know that? it's been like that since july.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:35 AM]: ahha noo i just watched a random video
Sweetbeans89 [1:35 AM]: THEERRE IS A RANDOM VIDEO?
Sweetbeans89 [1:35 AM]: gimmegimmegimme!!!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:37 AM]:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn-70.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users10/pointedinside/default/frank_iero--large-msg-114419671889-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xanga.com/Renee_Way&h=750&w=500&sz=33&hl=en&start=18&tbnid=lKLgJ-6c1WBMeM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=94&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrank%2Biero%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D Sweetbeans89 [1:37 AM]: okay. this girl is clearly insane
Sweetbeans89 [1:38 AM]: but her pics are awsome
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:38 AM]: haha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:38 AM]: yes
Sweetbeans89 [1:38 AM]: hahahaha, yyou googled frank again
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:38 AM]: haha its what i do when im bored...that emo kids...gto's...cars...random shit mostly
Sweetbeans89 [1:39 AM]: porn
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:39 AM]: how do you think i find all the mcr pics
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:39 AM]: haha
Sweetbeans89 [1:39 AM]: dude, i know
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:39 AM]: >
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:39 AM]: ?
Sweetbeans89 [1:39 AM]: gooogle is the juggernaut
Sweetbeans89 [1:39 AM]: oh btw
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:40 AM]: mhm
Sweetbeans89 [1:40 AM]: jeremy was not at practice today, so i was sad. and he's really TALL. do i want to date someone that tall?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:40 AM]: idk...why wouldn't you
Sweetbeans89 [1:41 AM]: cause the sex would be like stilts in a bed
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:42 AM]: not with you on top
Sweetbeans89 [1:42 AM]: you're obsessed, honeybunch. :D
Sweetbeans89 [1:42 AM]: OOBSESSED
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:43 AM]: noo..im just telling it like it is
Sweetbeans89 [1:44 AM]: haahaha
Sweetbeans89 [1:44 AM]: i'm you supahfly
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:44 AM]: haha yes you are
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:45 AM]: now if you learn some amzing trick in bed that blows my fucking mind you'll move up to juggernaut status...along with my car
Sweetbeans89 [1:46 AM]: ahhh
Sweetbeans89 [1:46 AM]: sweet!
Sweetbeans89 [1:47 AM]: i can do that, no problem. if i didn't have such a problem with the lower half of my body you could fuck me with my legs behind my head
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:47 AM]: oo wow
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:47 AM]: were def trying that
Sweetbeans89 [1:48 AM]: hahaha
Sweetbeans89 [1:49 AM]: dude, i'm going to look up weird sex positions now. just to see what they look like.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:49 AM]: hahaha go for it
Sweetbeans89 [1:50 AM]: eep. you're taller than me, right?
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:50 AM]: mhm
Sweetbeans89 [1:51 AM]: okay, want to try fucking me against a wall? you might liss though, because of the height difference
Sweetbeans89 [1:51 AM]: unless i wore heels while we were doing it...
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:51 AM]: haha sure
Sweetbeans89 [1:51 AM]: shit, that's kinda hot, actually
Sweetbeans89 [1:51 AM]: goddammit!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:52 AM]: hahaha what?
Sweetbeans89 [1:53 AM]: because, no offense or anything, this would be alot less awkward if we were going out.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:53 AM]: i know i know
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:53 AM]: but ist us
Sweetbeans89 [1:53 AM]: then i could flirt with you, which i actually enjoy. this way i've gotta like make diagrams
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:53 AM]: idk i dont get awkward because we fuck
Sweetbeans89 [1:54 AM]: we're a football team and i have to make x-o diagrams with dotted lines and zigzags
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:54 AM]: haha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:54 AM]: no you just have to tell me what you wanna do
Sweetbeans89 [1:55 AM]: do i get to say hike?
Sweetbeans89 [1:56 AM]: we're the motherfucking Beastly Sex Football Team
Sweetbeans89 [1:56 AM]: our mascot is the mahjohng table
Sweetbeans89 [1:56 AM]: and your car is liek the Mystery MAchine
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:56 AM]: hahahaha
Sweetbeans89 [1:56 AM]: dude, it's fucking scooby doo!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:56 AM]: ahhahahah
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:56 AM]: tahts was great
Sweetbeans89 [1:57 AM]: i'm velma, daphne's a fucking ditz. oh, but i like her shoes.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:58 AM]: ahhahaha i love how were realating childrens cartoons and sports to us fucking
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:58 AM]: see how messed up we are
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:58 AM]: its awsome though
Sweetbeans89 [1:58 AM]: oh my god. we really are. sreiously, i don't know anyone else like us.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:59 AM]: hahaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [1:59 AM]: yup
Sweetbeans89 [1:59 AM]: you totally let me go with that too, i was like, " it's like football" and you sat back and were like, :yup. tell me about this theory."
Sweetbeans89 [1:59 AM]: AND YOU THOUGHT IT MADE SENSE
Sweetbeans89 [1:59 AM]: there should be a state-run like home for us
Sweetbeans89 [2:00 AM]: with nurses in little uniforms, and we'll giggle at them and ask if we can play doctor
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:00 AM]: haha yeah were people just sit around and watch movies play majong and fuck
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:00 AM]: haahha
Sweetbeans89 [2:00 AM]: exactly!
Sweetbeans89 [2:01 AM]: oh man. we gotta build this place.
Sweetbeans89 [2:01 AM]: scoobu never actually had a headquarters. they were always going somewhere. they were homeless
Sweetbeans89 [2:01 AM]: we'll have a motherfucking CLUBHOUSE
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:02 AM]: hahaha yeah
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:03 AM]: actually i think a clubhouse that you and me made would just end up being like a massive orgy and brokeback mountain watching club
Sweetbeans89 [2:03 AM]: sex toys will line the walls. it'll be like the Batcave, but with more pleather and lube
Sweetbeans89 [2:03 AM]: hahahaha, dude, definately.
Sweetbeans89 [2:03 AM]: we'd have massive tv screens
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:03 AM]: ahhaha
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:05 AM]: hahaha with video's of people fucking
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:05 AM]: and jake jillenhaul
Sweetbeans89 [2:05 AM]: just sitting around drinking lemonade without a shirt
Sweetbeans89 [2:05 AM]: and all the boys will sigh and go "he's so dreammmy."
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:06 AM]: hahhahahaha
Sweetbeans89 [2:08 AM]: dude, you know that this is probably going to end up happening,right?
Sweetbeans89 [2:08 AM]: we'll set it up on warped tour when i become a merch girl.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:09 AM]: hahahahah
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:09 AM]: hell yeah
Sweetbeans89 [2:10 AM]: dude, it's gonna be awsome
Sweetbeans89 [2:10 AM]: you can't let any of the gay boys into your car though, they'd have sex on the seats and fuck up the leather.
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:10 AM]: haha yeah...howd we go from things to do while im fucking you to lets start a sex/boredom clubhouse mystery solving agency
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:11 AM]: ahha
Sweetbeans89 [2:11 AM]: DUDE!!!
Sweetbeans89 [2:11 AM]: we're gonna solve myseries too?
Sweetbeans89 [2:11 AM]: shit!!!
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:11 AM]: haaha
Sweetbeans89 [2:12 AM]: we'll put out ads, like, "Pete Wentz'a eyeliner: WANTED." for missing persons
Sweetbeans89 [2:12 AM]: dude, we'll get to STRIPSEARCH people
Sweetbeans89 [2:12 AM]: oh fuck i am saving this conversation
SkiTtLeFReAk67 [2:12 AM]: hahaha
it went on for another hour, but that as the good part.
oh, ps. PATRICK STUMP.lord almighty. apparently, one of his favorite pasttimes is to sing pop hits that made your ears want to bleed and totally turning them into gold. GOLD. that song "clothes off" by gym class heroes?. he's on that. it's all on limewire, so now i've got like 6 different files downloading including one conglomerations called "Patrick Stump-Being werid" wich is basically just him cursing and joking and talking and fucking up hiss vocals. i love that man....