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The pictures you have all been waiting for
That is probably the most pimped out picture I have taken in my whole life!
That was me grillin with no golds. I should have looked for gum wrappers.
Now for the lovely ladies of the night...
Alex looking beautiful (and drunk, but you cant tell there).
LMAO me and Alexa looking like we are making a porno (though my facial expression isn't right).
Me and Sam. Isn't she so damn cute? I think i was about to blink in that picture. Damn flash!
Jamye and her goofy looking self lol (she's also drunk there).
Now these girls I had never met before in my whole life, but damn they were hot! We started talking and then they started talking dirty to me and asked if I wanted to have a 3-some at their hotel room. Fo sho I was there. Best damn one night stand I've ever had. Look at them, they both have that "I want it NOW!" look.
Actually, those girls are my friends Jaymie and Jennifer from MAST. I go back with them since 6th grade. We had a good time together, but not like I said in the previous caption. That would have been a good "morning after homecoming" story though.
The highlight of my night...
This is Venus.
Me and Venus. My hair looks so sloppy. I wish I would have had time for a haircut.
I have one more picture of me and Venus, one of those "professional" photos that cost a shitload of money. I'll post it when I get them.