Messing With Kevin - One Shot
Title: Messing With Kevin
Fandom(s): U-KISS
Pairing(s): Kemaru, slight!Ki Brothers, Alvin (if you want to see it)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: IDK T__T
Word Count: 1,685 words
Warnings: Awful!English
Author's Notes: I was staring at the Kemaru prompt and wondering how to interpret it, then this came up. It’s not according to the prompt though, so yeah.
Kevin groaned, waking up in bed to find himself alone. Surely Kibum's not there again, is he? Didn't they kiss and make out up already?
Maybe he should have made his jealous feelings known. Something like shouting, “You're mine and I don't want you touching someone else or may your life be cursed.”
But would Kibum get sick of his clinginess? As a male, well yes, he's still a male. As a male, he doesn't exactly appreciate girls hugging him like a koala bear, acting like he's a tree. Does he even look like one? What an insult.
Hmm...Kibum looks like one though. Excuses for his clinginess aside.
Kevin took some clothes lying around on the floor (Surprise surprise! He took Kibum's.) to wear. He made a mental note to jot down crazy things he'd done when he's in love. How embarrassing is it to flaunt that you're in a relationship by wearing your boyfriend's bigger size shirt? Well fine, at least now the members know he is untouchable.
-
Kevin sighed sadly in the practice room, watching Kiseop struggle with the dance moves (he bets Kiseop's acting dumb) and Kibum patiently helping him.
Soohyun gave him a pat on the back and a sympathetic look. “I know how you feel.”
Oh no you don't!
Kevin bit back the comment since he knew Soohyun was just being nice. He stood up. If Kibum was such a helpful man, he shall be the dumb person to seek help, too.
“I thought you're supposed to move your legs like this?” Kevin asked with a cute pout. “Hyung, did I learn the wrong thing?”
“It's like that. Kev, I trusted you to know better. You're always a good dancer.” Kibum frowned, hands on Kiseop's hips to guide them to move.
Kevin glared at those hands, and the other members quickly felt the tension, all turning to Dongho and attacking him.
“Helppp!” Dongho shrieked as Alexander, Soohyun and Eli came towards him.
“Well, this is hard. Why don't you teach me FIRST?” Kevin asked with a fake sweet voice, smiling too brightly.
“Later, Kev. I can teach you on bed too.” Kibum shrugged, successfully shutting Kevin up.
“Oh.” Eli sat up straight, pausing in his tormenting of the youngest. “So that's what you guys were doing last night? I didn't know dance moves involves screaming and moans of “Faster!”.”
Kevin turned bright red, stomping out of the practice room.
-
“Kevin-hyung! Guess what I saw!” Dongho smirked as he hopped towards Kevin.
“A giant truck of ice cream just for you.” Kevin said monotonously, wallowing in self pity.
“No, something even better! Kibum-hyung and Kiseop-hyung making out!”
“Yeah, that's so much- WHAT?!” Kevin shrieked. “They WHAT?!”
“Made out, you know, intense kissing? I don't know. Apparently they were filming something and it's really just camera angles. They had to cut out some parts because Kiseop's moans could be heard, though.” Dongho shrugged nonchalantly. “I'm guessing it's purely work. You're not pissed off, are you?”
Kevin glared at the youngest, making him frightened. “Why did you tell me if not to piss me off?”
“No! Hyung, you know I'll never do that! I just don't want you to be the last to know your boyfriend had to fake kiss another guy. Then you'll be like “How come no one told me?! Don't I deserve to know?!” and it'll be really sad to see you sad.” Dongho reasoned innocently.
Kevin twitched. “So that's your impression of me. Thanks, it's really comforting.”
“Anytime.” Dongho skipped off.
Has Dongho NOT learnt what sarcasm is?
-
“Kibum-hyung, we need to talk.” Kevin said stiffly as soon as he found Kibum. Kiseop and Soohyun were in the same room, but that point wasn't very important right now. “Kim. Ki. Bum.”
Kibum finally tore his eyes away from Kiseop, making the younger one snicker.
What's so funny?
“Oh, baby, I've been looking everywhere for you!” Kibum exclaimed, going towards Kevin with extended arms.
“Yeah, I can see that.” Kevin rolled his eyes, moving away from Kibum. “Why did you-”
“Let's go on a date!” Kibum said excitedly with a childlike grin on his face.
“Sure- I mean, no- Wait, I mean-” Kevin took in a deep breath. “Let me-”
“We don't have time to waste, baby!” Kibum shook his head, grabbing Kevin's wrist and was about to run when Kevin yanked his hand back.
“Why don't we have time left? We have all the time in the world if you'd only start looking at-”
“We only have four hours left, baby.” Kibum looked at his clock. “Four hours before our anniversary is over.”
“Anniversary?” Kevin blinked.
“You've forgotten?” Kibum dejectedly cast his gaze on the floor.
“No! No! I meant, anniversary! You remembered! Sweetie, I thought you said you weren't good with dates!” Kevin squealed and took a peek at the date.
Weird. Isn't their anniversary two months later?
“Well, I wanted to change my bad points for you.” Kibum circled his arms around Kevin's waist. “Look, I got us both couple rings!”
“You did!” Kevin smiled widely at Kibum. “Will it fit my finger?”
Kibum helped Kevin wear the ring, sliding it onto Kevin's long and thin finger. “Of course it would. I took three measurements of your finger to be sure.”
Kevin squealed again, hugging Kibum tightly. Kibum made a thumbs-up sign to Kiseop as Kevin buried himself in Kibum’s arms, causing Kiseop to chuckle while Soohyun sighed.
-
“Kevin, I need help.” Alexander tugged the younger's arm hesitantly.
“I'm all ears. Kibum-hyung's coming anytime soon so I might have to leave though. You'll understand, right?” Kevin smiled kindly before giggling at the thought of his boyfriend. “Apparently he's up to something.”
“I think I'm in love with...erm...Dongho! I think I'm in love with him. I want to confirm though, if I'm gay or I'm gay for him.” Alexander bit his lower lip in worry.
“So...?” Kevin cautiously asked.
“Could you kiss me to see if I feel that for you?” Alexander requested with a sad face. “I want to see if I have to keep my distance from him or not.”
“I can't kiss you! I have a boyfriend!” Kevin frowned, shaking his head firmly.
“You've got to help me! You're the closest kind of guy to Dongho! Maybe I like that kind of guy.” Alexander tugged Kevin's arm harder. “Or maybe, I'll kiss you instead!”
“Argh!” Kevin groaned. “All right, only my cheeks though.”
Kevin then waited for Alexander's lips to touch his cheeks. When Alexander got what he wanted, Kevin chased the older away only to notice Kibum frozen in his position.
“I-I have something on. Got to go!”
“Kibummie-hyung!” Kevin shouted, only to rub his temples afterwards. He turned to glare at Alexander, who was already out of sight.
-
Kevin sort of knew this was going to happen, he just didn't think it would be with Eli.
“And he acts all nice but he doesn't really think so.” Eli shook his head.
What did he do to offend Eli?
“I know. He said he loves me and then I saw Alexander and him kissing.” Kibum gritted his teeth.
Kevin wanted to jump out so badly to defend himself, but somehow he didn't dare. Kibum was probably still fuming, which meant that he wouldn't be in the right frame of mind to hear his explanation.
He sighed, before retreating, unwilling to hear anymore negative comments about him.
-
Kevin woke up the next morning to see everyone crowded around his bed. He blinked his eyes to focus them, before frowning as if to ask what the problem was.
“Binnie, why didn't you tell me you're sick?” Kibum chided gently.
“I am?” Kevin widened his eyes. “I didn't know either!”
“All right. Kibummie, I think his body can't take it anymore, it's reacting. Stop these already.” Soohyun nudged Kibum, causing Kevin to give a questioning look.
Kiseop moved to the back of Kibum and hugged the older's waist.
Kevin immediately sneezed.
“It sure is.” Kiseop nodded, letting go of Kibum.
“All right. We were screwing with you, basically making you annoyed and stopping you from getting fully annoyed.” Kibum sighed. “If I knew you were going to end up sick, I wouldn't have agreed.”
Soohyun rolled his eyes. “You were the most enthusiastic one.”
Kibum glared at the older man. “You want a second go at it?”
“Yeah.” Alexander cut in. “Soohyun suffered our wraths too. You were practising your musical so you didn't know what we did to him.
Eli and Dongho snickered at the side, high-fiving each other. Soohyun only groaned at the memory.
Oh, that's why Soohyun knew how he felt. Right.
“And no, our anniversary isn't until two months later.” Kibum ruffled Kevin's head of hair lovingly. “You knew that, yeah?”
“Oh, and I certainly am not gay.” Alexander quickly announced.
“I don't have a grudge against you either. They just wanted me to do something other than teasing.” Eli added on.
“And I do know what sarcasm is.” Dongho quickly said. “They teach it in school.”
“Me! Me!” Kiseop raised his hand. “I don't have any special interest in your boyfriend, I know perfectly how to dance those moves.”
“Cut!” Kibum said, turning to the crowd and giving them a glare. “He's sick, you idiots! Get out of here and stop stealing his oxygen.”
“But you're his oxygen.” Alexander shrugged as he walked out first.
Dongho faked a puke before turning to leave. “That's disgusting.”
“It's love, Dongho. You'll disgust us one day too.” Eli chuckled, walking out with the other two. Kiseop gave a knowing smile and closed the door behind him.
“I hate you.” Kevin pouted.
“Baby...” Kibum joined Kevin in bed and hugged his waist.
“Don't you baby me. You caused all of this.” Kevin turned away, trying to stop himself from giving in so easily.
“I know how to make you feel better.” Kibum lowered his voice, caressing the younger's cheeks and bringing Kevin to face him. Kibum stole a quick kiss before bringing his hand down to the younger's body, causing Kevin to squirm.
“You-”
A gasp.
-
MUAHAHAHA. DID ANYONE ACTUALLY THINK IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER ANGSTY FIC? :DD!
(Did I mess with you too? XD)
Jokes aside though, please do remind me if I'm leaving anything out. I'm like ultra busy now, in a sense that I'm scared I'm missing a fic out in updates.
Juggling between two chaptered fic and a challenge is no joke lol. I already have plans for two prompts, working on one already actually, but I'm scared I'm forgetting Parenting for Dummies / Acceleration of the Cardiac Cycle so remind me once in a while to update all right? One week should be the longest waiting period you guys have though, esp for Parenting since I have like at least 20 chapters waiting to be updated LOLLLL. (So yes, Parenting for Dummies reader, you shall wait a little longer :D I have the prompt fic coming up next before an update for that fic :P)
(I'm so busy, gah)
Fandom(s): U-KISS
Pairing(s): Kemaru, slight!Ki Brothers, Alvin (if you want to see it)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: IDK T__T
Word Count: 1,685 words
Warnings: Awful!English
Author's Notes: I was staring at the Kemaru prompt and wondering how to interpret it, then this came up. It’s not according to the prompt though, so yeah.
Kevin groaned, waking up in bed to find himself alone. Surely Kibum's not there again, is he? Didn't they kiss and make out up already?
Maybe he should have made his jealous feelings known. Something like shouting, “You're mine and I don't want you touching someone else or may your life be cursed.”
But would Kibum get sick of his clinginess? As a male, well yes, he's still a male. As a male, he doesn't exactly appreciate girls hugging him like a koala bear, acting like he's a tree. Does he even look like one? What an insult.
Hmm...Kibum looks like one though. Excuses for his clinginess aside.
Kevin took some clothes lying around on the floor (Surprise surprise! He took Kibum's.) to wear. He made a mental note to jot down crazy things he'd done when he's in love. How embarrassing is it to flaunt that you're in a relationship by wearing your boyfriend's bigger size shirt? Well fine, at least now the members know he is untouchable.
-
Kevin sighed sadly in the practice room, watching Kiseop struggle with the dance moves (he bets Kiseop's acting dumb) and Kibum patiently helping him.
Soohyun gave him a pat on the back and a sympathetic look. “I know how you feel.”
Oh no you don't!
Kevin bit back the comment since he knew Soohyun was just being nice. He stood up. If Kibum was such a helpful man, he shall be the dumb person to seek help, too.
“I thought you're supposed to move your legs like this?” Kevin asked with a cute pout. “Hyung, did I learn the wrong thing?”
“It's like that. Kev, I trusted you to know better. You're always a good dancer.” Kibum frowned, hands on Kiseop's hips to guide them to move.
Kevin glared at those hands, and the other members quickly felt the tension, all turning to Dongho and attacking him.
“Helppp!” Dongho shrieked as Alexander, Soohyun and Eli came towards him.
“Well, this is hard. Why don't you teach me FIRST?” Kevin asked with a fake sweet voice, smiling too brightly.
“Later, Kev. I can teach you on bed too.” Kibum shrugged, successfully shutting Kevin up.
“Oh.” Eli sat up straight, pausing in his tormenting of the youngest. “So that's what you guys were doing last night? I didn't know dance moves involves screaming and moans of “Faster!”.”
Kevin turned bright red, stomping out of the practice room.
-
“Kevin-hyung! Guess what I saw!” Dongho smirked as he hopped towards Kevin.
“A giant truck of ice cream just for you.” Kevin said monotonously, wallowing in self pity.
“No, something even better! Kibum-hyung and Kiseop-hyung making out!”
“Yeah, that's so much- WHAT?!” Kevin shrieked. “They WHAT?!”
“Made out, you know, intense kissing? I don't know. Apparently they were filming something and it's really just camera angles. They had to cut out some parts because Kiseop's moans could be heard, though.” Dongho shrugged nonchalantly. “I'm guessing it's purely work. You're not pissed off, are you?”
Kevin glared at the youngest, making him frightened. “Why did you tell me if not to piss me off?”
“No! Hyung, you know I'll never do that! I just don't want you to be the last to know your boyfriend had to fake kiss another guy. Then you'll be like “How come no one told me?! Don't I deserve to know?!” and it'll be really sad to see you sad.” Dongho reasoned innocently.
Kevin twitched. “So that's your impression of me. Thanks, it's really comforting.”
“Anytime.” Dongho skipped off.
Has Dongho NOT learnt what sarcasm is?
-
“Kibum-hyung, we need to talk.” Kevin said stiffly as soon as he found Kibum. Kiseop and Soohyun were in the same room, but that point wasn't very important right now. “Kim. Ki. Bum.”
Kibum finally tore his eyes away from Kiseop, making the younger one snicker.
What's so funny?
“Oh, baby, I've been looking everywhere for you!” Kibum exclaimed, going towards Kevin with extended arms.
“Yeah, I can see that.” Kevin rolled his eyes, moving away from Kibum. “Why did you-”
“Let's go on a date!” Kibum said excitedly with a childlike grin on his face.
“Sure- I mean, no- Wait, I mean-” Kevin took in a deep breath. “Let me-”
“We don't have time to waste, baby!” Kibum shook his head, grabbing Kevin's wrist and was about to run when Kevin yanked his hand back.
“Why don't we have time left? We have all the time in the world if you'd only start looking at-”
“We only have four hours left, baby.” Kibum looked at his clock. “Four hours before our anniversary is over.”
“Anniversary?” Kevin blinked.
“You've forgotten?” Kibum dejectedly cast his gaze on the floor.
“No! No! I meant, anniversary! You remembered! Sweetie, I thought you said you weren't good with dates!” Kevin squealed and took a peek at the date.
Weird. Isn't their anniversary two months later?
“Well, I wanted to change my bad points for you.” Kibum circled his arms around Kevin's waist. “Look, I got us both couple rings!”
“You did!” Kevin smiled widely at Kibum. “Will it fit my finger?”
Kibum helped Kevin wear the ring, sliding it onto Kevin's long and thin finger. “Of course it would. I took three measurements of your finger to be sure.”
Kevin squealed again, hugging Kibum tightly. Kibum made a thumbs-up sign to Kiseop as Kevin buried himself in Kibum’s arms, causing Kiseop to chuckle while Soohyun sighed.
-
“Kevin, I need help.” Alexander tugged the younger's arm hesitantly.
“I'm all ears. Kibum-hyung's coming anytime soon so I might have to leave though. You'll understand, right?” Kevin smiled kindly before giggling at the thought of his boyfriend. “Apparently he's up to something.”
“I think I'm in love with...erm...Dongho! I think I'm in love with him. I want to confirm though, if I'm gay or I'm gay for him.” Alexander bit his lower lip in worry.
“So...?” Kevin cautiously asked.
“Could you kiss me to see if I feel that for you?” Alexander requested with a sad face. “I want to see if I have to keep my distance from him or not.”
“I can't kiss you! I have a boyfriend!” Kevin frowned, shaking his head firmly.
“You've got to help me! You're the closest kind of guy to Dongho! Maybe I like that kind of guy.” Alexander tugged Kevin's arm harder. “Or maybe, I'll kiss you instead!”
“Argh!” Kevin groaned. “All right, only my cheeks though.”
Kevin then waited for Alexander's lips to touch his cheeks. When Alexander got what he wanted, Kevin chased the older away only to notice Kibum frozen in his position.
“I-I have something on. Got to go!”
“Kibummie-hyung!” Kevin shouted, only to rub his temples afterwards. He turned to glare at Alexander, who was already out of sight.
-
Kevin sort of knew this was going to happen, he just didn't think it would be with Eli.
“And he acts all nice but he doesn't really think so.” Eli shook his head.
What did he do to offend Eli?
“I know. He said he loves me and then I saw Alexander and him kissing.” Kibum gritted his teeth.
Kevin wanted to jump out so badly to defend himself, but somehow he didn't dare. Kibum was probably still fuming, which meant that he wouldn't be in the right frame of mind to hear his explanation.
He sighed, before retreating, unwilling to hear anymore negative comments about him.
-
Kevin woke up the next morning to see everyone crowded around his bed. He blinked his eyes to focus them, before frowning as if to ask what the problem was.
“Binnie, why didn't you tell me you're sick?” Kibum chided gently.
“I am?” Kevin widened his eyes. “I didn't know either!”
“All right. Kibummie, I think his body can't take it anymore, it's reacting. Stop these already.” Soohyun nudged Kibum, causing Kevin to give a questioning look.
Kiseop moved to the back of Kibum and hugged the older's waist.
Kevin immediately sneezed.
“It sure is.” Kiseop nodded, letting go of Kibum.
“All right. We were screwing with you, basically making you annoyed and stopping you from getting fully annoyed.” Kibum sighed. “If I knew you were going to end up sick, I wouldn't have agreed.”
Soohyun rolled his eyes. “You were the most enthusiastic one.”
Kibum glared at the older man. “You want a second go at it?”
“Yeah.” Alexander cut in. “Soohyun suffered our wraths too. You were practising your musical so you didn't know what we did to him.
Eli and Dongho snickered at the side, high-fiving each other. Soohyun only groaned at the memory.
Oh, that's why Soohyun knew how he felt. Right.
“And no, our anniversary isn't until two months later.” Kibum ruffled Kevin's head of hair lovingly. “You knew that, yeah?”
“Oh, and I certainly am not gay.” Alexander quickly announced.
“I don't have a grudge against you either. They just wanted me to do something other than teasing.” Eli added on.
“And I do know what sarcasm is.” Dongho quickly said. “They teach it in school.”
“Me! Me!” Kiseop raised his hand. “I don't have any special interest in your boyfriend, I know perfectly how to dance those moves.”
“Cut!” Kibum said, turning to the crowd and giving them a glare. “He's sick, you idiots! Get out of here and stop stealing his oxygen.”
“But you're his oxygen.” Alexander shrugged as he walked out first.
Dongho faked a puke before turning to leave. “That's disgusting.”
“It's love, Dongho. You'll disgust us one day too.” Eli chuckled, walking out with the other two. Kiseop gave a knowing smile and closed the door behind him.
“I hate you.” Kevin pouted.
“Baby...” Kibum joined Kevin in bed and hugged his waist.
“Don't you baby me. You caused all of this.” Kevin turned away, trying to stop himself from giving in so easily.
“I know how to make you feel better.” Kibum lowered his voice, caressing the younger's cheeks and bringing Kevin to face him. Kibum stole a quick kiss before bringing his hand down to the younger's body, causing Kevin to squirm.
“You-”
A gasp.
-
MUAHAHAHA. DID ANYONE ACTUALLY THINK IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER ANGSTY FIC? :DD!
(Did I mess with you too? XD)
Jokes aside though, please do remind me if I'm leaving anything out. I'm like ultra busy now, in a sense that I'm scared I'm missing a fic out in updates.
Juggling between two chaptered fic and a challenge is no joke lol. I already have plans for two prompts, working on one already actually, but I'm scared I'm forgetting Parenting for Dummies / Acceleration of the Cardiac Cycle so remind me once in a while to update all right? One week should be the longest waiting period you guys have though, esp for Parenting since I have like at least 20 chapters waiting to be updated LOLLLL. (So yes, Parenting for Dummies reader, you shall wait a little longer :D I have the prompt fic coming up next before an update for that fic :P)
(I'm so busy, gah)