Kevin’s Revenge - One Shot
Title: Kevin’s Revenge
Fandom(s): U-KISS
Pairing(s): KeMaru, EliXander
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,088 words
Warnings: Awful!English
Author's Notes: This is a birthday present for kemarulove! Happy (very) belated birthday! I’m really sorry! This is kinda hard to write so it’s a bit fail, half of it is just Chef’s Kiss in written form. Hope you like it though :D! <3!
“Kibummie-hyung~” Kevin called out sweetly with a pretty smile. “Minced garlic, pleaseee~?”
“Dance!” Kibum immediately ordered as he adjusted his lensless spectacles.
In a second, Kevin turned towards the camera and started singing as music for his dance. “Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang!”
“Do a male dance, male dance.” Kibum repeated as he turned on the tap to wash his hands. He turned his head to look at Kevin when he didn’t reply immediately.
“I don’t know male dances.” Kevin replied innocently, breaking out into a sheepish smile.
“Hip song, hip song.” Kibum randomly suggested, turning off the tap and standing rooted to the ground to stare at Kevin.
Either it was pure coincidence or not, Kibum didn’t know. Kevin did start moving his hips though, as if in reply to his request for “hip song”. The boy started rotating his hips anti-clockwise before moving it clockwise and then doing two body waves. Kibum blinked and remembered he was being filmed, moving towards the other side of the working table and then watched as Kevin “tore” his clothes apart. Probably the only thing the younger knew that could relate (at least a bit) to “male dances”.
Kibum then, more than willing, passed Kevin the minced garlic.
“Thanks~! What’s this? Food waste?” Kevin joked as he walked past Kibum’s work with minced garlic now in his hands.
“You talk so rudely to my work?” Kibum gritted his teeth and faked a kick at Kevin’s legs.
“Ah, sorry, sorry.” Kevin cutely replied, without really being sorry, before walking away.
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“It’s only an Al.Ki.Dong vs Eli and Kevin team competition.” The female host laughed a little at her own statement. “Are you all ignoring Kibum? Isn’t Kibum competing?”
“First-” Kibum started to defend himself.
“Where is he?” Kevin cut in with a gentle voice, acting like he really didn’t know, causing laughter in the room. His eyes fell on Kibum as he smiled dumbly, avoiding Kibum’s glare. In a softer voice, he repeated. “Where is he?”
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After choosing the most horrible drink for Kibum, Kevin brought a lemon with him towards the older member. “In case it really won’t go down, here, lemon.”
“Thanks.” Kibum said weakly, staring at the drink, forgetting that the younger member was the one that chose the drink for him.
Kevin celebrated inwardly, it was like giving the poison and the antidote at the same time.
It was so fun to mess with Kibum.
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Kevin fell flat onto the van’s seat, tired from the day’s filming. Alexander who was behind him instantly screamed.
“Yah! How do we sit like that?” Alexander nagged, before Kibum put a hand on his shoulder and pulled the oldest member behind.
Kibum carried Kevin’s body easily and threw the younger boy at the back seat, before joining him there. “I’ll sit with Kevin today.”
Kevin smirked internally, turning himself so his head was on Kibum’s lap. He felt the van start up before it started moving on the road. Staring up with big round eyes, Kevin asked as he stared at his boyfriend’s sharp features.“Why the sudden change? You never take the back seat.”
Kibum stared focusedly at Kevin for the longest moment, causing the younger one to blush and turn away. Kibum’s finger trailed down Kevin’s face before landing on the younger’s lips. “You ask me? Someone needs to learn things the hard way, huh?”
With the chaos of Soohyun, Kiseop and Dongho in the seat before them, and the loud manager making lame jokes in the front seat, no one realised what the couple were doing in the back seat.
(No, Alexander didn’t miraculously disappear. Eli stole him away after the older member gave him a Lady Gaga kiss. Eli also shoved Dongho (who was supposed to be in the other van) into this van so they can have their couple time.)
The funny thing about the couple was that they usually DON’T do a thing. Unlike Alexander and Eli who are inseparable after filming (except when Alexander steals Kevin away for girl talk), Kevin and Kibum usually don’t sit together in vans, sometimes even sitting in different vans. Kibum says they’ve outgrown the period Alexander and Eli currently are going through, the clingy, I-need-you-to-be-complete, lovey-dovey period. They’re currently in the mature, I-can-live-without-you-as-long-as-you-love-me period.
Or so Kibum says.
So no matter what Kevin does with Eli for Chef’s Kiss, the older man would just shrug it off and continue acting like it doesn’t bother him (everyone knows it annoys him, but Alexander helps him voice it out). Kevin got impatient with the totally cool-with-competition Kibum, deciding to instead, take things in his hands.
Nope, it’s not doing things to get Kibum jealous, because Kevin knows Kibum wouldn’t react the way he wants him to. Kibum has another weakness that only Kevin knows.
It’s trampling all over his feelings and making him feel small. Best thing is that Kibum knows Kevin’s doing it on purpose. Who can blame the pretty boy though? He’s just getting revenge for a very calm (and kissable but they haven’t kissed in ages) boyfriend.
So here comes Kevin’s punishment.
“Hyung~!” Kevin moaned as Kibum got out of his previous position to straddle the younger boy, nibbling on the younger’s ear. “Didn’t-Didn’t you say we’re in the mature-”
Kibum breathed heavily against Kevin’s ear, before raising his head up away from Kevin’s ear and then leaning down towards Kevin’s lips. Not fully capturing those sweet lips yet, just brushing against them as he spoke. “I didn’t say anything about mature love not having kisses.”
Kibum finally pressed down firmly against Kevin’s lips, tracing Kevin’s lower lip with his tongue before gaining full access to the younger’s mouth. Kevin’s hands then ran up Kibum’s back to the older’s head, grabbing a fistful of conditioned hair and tugging Kibum closer, wanting more of the passionate fight their tongues were having. Kevin then pushed Kibum gently away, looking away as he gasped for air, face flushed in a deep shade of red.
Kibum smirked, fingers now sliding down the younger’s body, causing Kevin arch his back in desire. “And I know exactly what you were trying to do, so here comes what you were wanting to get.”
And that was enough explanation for all the shameless mewls Kevin let out throughout the journey back to their dormitory.
(Yes, and the “Vampire!” bites Kiseop saw on Kevin’s neck later in the dormitory.)
(Yes, and the noise that kept U-KISS awake later in the night.)
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On a totally unrelated and random note, I HAD sorethroat but it's going away. The flu is still with me though, so I sound incredibly nasally lol.
Fandom(s): U-KISS
Pairing(s): KeMaru, EliXander
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,088 words
Warnings: Awful!English
Author's Notes: This is a birthday present for kemarulove! Happy (very) belated birthday! I’m really sorry! This is kinda hard to write so it’s a bit fail, half of it is just Chef’s Kiss in written form. Hope you like it though :D! <3!
“Kibummie-hyung~” Kevin called out sweetly with a pretty smile. “Minced garlic, pleaseee~?”
“Dance!” Kibum immediately ordered as he adjusted his lensless spectacles.
In a second, Kevin turned towards the camera and started singing as music for his dance. “Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang!”
“Do a male dance, male dance.” Kibum repeated as he turned on the tap to wash his hands. He turned his head to look at Kevin when he didn’t reply immediately.
“I don’t know male dances.” Kevin replied innocently, breaking out into a sheepish smile.
“Hip song, hip song.” Kibum randomly suggested, turning off the tap and standing rooted to the ground to stare at Kevin.
Either it was pure coincidence or not, Kibum didn’t know. Kevin did start moving his hips though, as if in reply to his request for “hip song”. The boy started rotating his hips anti-clockwise before moving it clockwise and then doing two body waves. Kibum blinked and remembered he was being filmed, moving towards the other side of the working table and then watched as Kevin “tore” his clothes apart. Probably the only thing the younger knew that could relate (at least a bit) to “male dances”.
Kibum then, more than willing, passed Kevin the minced garlic.
“Thanks~! What’s this? Food waste?” Kevin joked as he walked past Kibum’s work with minced garlic now in his hands.
“You talk so rudely to my work?” Kibum gritted his teeth and faked a kick at Kevin’s legs.
“Ah, sorry, sorry.” Kevin cutely replied, without really being sorry, before walking away.
-
“It’s only an Al.Ki.Dong vs Eli and Kevin team competition.” The female host laughed a little at her own statement. “Are you all ignoring Kibum? Isn’t Kibum competing?”
“First-” Kibum started to defend himself.
“Where is he?” Kevin cut in with a gentle voice, acting like he really didn’t know, causing laughter in the room. His eyes fell on Kibum as he smiled dumbly, avoiding Kibum’s glare. In a softer voice, he repeated. “Where is he?”
-
After choosing the most horrible drink for Kibum, Kevin brought a lemon with him towards the older member. “In case it really won’t go down, here, lemon.”
“Thanks.” Kibum said weakly, staring at the drink, forgetting that the younger member was the one that chose the drink for him.
Kevin celebrated inwardly, it was like giving the poison and the antidote at the same time.
It was so fun to mess with Kibum.
-
Kevin fell flat onto the van’s seat, tired from the day’s filming. Alexander who was behind him instantly screamed.
“Yah! How do we sit like that?” Alexander nagged, before Kibum put a hand on his shoulder and pulled the oldest member behind.
Kibum carried Kevin’s body easily and threw the younger boy at the back seat, before joining him there. “I’ll sit with Kevin today.”
Kevin smirked internally, turning himself so his head was on Kibum’s lap. He felt the van start up before it started moving on the road. Staring up with big round eyes, Kevin asked as he stared at his boyfriend’s sharp features.“Why the sudden change? You never take the back seat.”
Kibum stared focusedly at Kevin for the longest moment, causing the younger one to blush and turn away. Kibum’s finger trailed down Kevin’s face before landing on the younger’s lips. “You ask me? Someone needs to learn things the hard way, huh?”
With the chaos of Soohyun, Kiseop and Dongho in the seat before them, and the loud manager making lame jokes in the front seat, no one realised what the couple were doing in the back seat.
(No, Alexander didn’t miraculously disappear. Eli stole him away after the older member gave him a Lady Gaga kiss. Eli also shoved Dongho (who was supposed to be in the other van) into this van so they can have their couple time.)
The funny thing about the couple was that they usually DON’T do a thing. Unlike Alexander and Eli who are inseparable after filming (except when Alexander steals Kevin away for girl talk), Kevin and Kibum usually don’t sit together in vans, sometimes even sitting in different vans. Kibum says they’ve outgrown the period Alexander and Eli currently are going through, the clingy, I-need-you-to-be-complete, lovey-dovey period. They’re currently in the mature, I-can-live-without-you-as-long-as-you-love-me period.
Or so Kibum says.
So no matter what Kevin does with Eli for Chef’s Kiss, the older man would just shrug it off and continue acting like it doesn’t bother him (everyone knows it annoys him, but Alexander helps him voice it out). Kevin got impatient with the totally cool-with-competition Kibum, deciding to instead, take things in his hands.
Nope, it’s not doing things to get Kibum jealous, because Kevin knows Kibum wouldn’t react the way he wants him to. Kibum has another weakness that only Kevin knows.
It’s trampling all over his feelings and making him feel small. Best thing is that Kibum knows Kevin’s doing it on purpose. Who can blame the pretty boy though? He’s just getting revenge for a very calm (and kissable but they haven’t kissed in ages) boyfriend.
So here comes Kevin’s punishment.
“Hyung~!” Kevin moaned as Kibum got out of his previous position to straddle the younger boy, nibbling on the younger’s ear. “Didn’t-Didn’t you say we’re in the mature-”
Kibum breathed heavily against Kevin’s ear, before raising his head up away from Kevin’s ear and then leaning down towards Kevin’s lips. Not fully capturing those sweet lips yet, just brushing against them as he spoke. “I didn’t say anything about mature love not having kisses.”
Kibum finally pressed down firmly against Kevin’s lips, tracing Kevin’s lower lip with his tongue before gaining full access to the younger’s mouth. Kevin’s hands then ran up Kibum’s back to the older’s head, grabbing a fistful of conditioned hair and tugging Kibum closer, wanting more of the passionate fight their tongues were having. Kevin then pushed Kibum gently away, looking away as he gasped for air, face flushed in a deep shade of red.
Kibum smirked, fingers now sliding down the younger’s body, causing Kevin arch his back in desire. “And I know exactly what you were trying to do, so here comes what you were wanting to get.”
And that was enough explanation for all the shameless mewls Kevin let out throughout the journey back to their dormitory.
(Yes, and the “Vampire!” bites Kiseop saw on Kevin’s neck later in the dormitory.)
(Yes, and the noise that kept U-KISS awake later in the night.)
-
On a totally unrelated and random note, I HAD sorethroat but it's going away. The flu is still with me though, so I sound incredibly nasally lol.