Title: Underage (Yet Not Really)(Yet Maybe So)
Fandom(s): U-KISS
Pairing(s): KeMaru, SooSeop, EliXander
Rating: NC-17
Genre: IDEK.
Word Count: 2,402 words
35 U-Kiss Fic Challenge Prompt: 33. Not Yet Rated [YC*]
Warnings: Awful!English
Author's Notes: KEMARU AGAIN LOL. Well, not really since I paired up everyone possible leaving Dongho XD But yeah, it shines especially during the smut, I think? :P Kemaru rules my life lol.
“WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, KIM KIBUM?” Alexander shrieked, pointing at the couple who were touching each other obscenely in the middle of the living room. “WE HAVE A FREAKING MINOR OVER HERE!”
“Damn it, I’ve seen NC-17 movies before!” Dongho groaned, facepalming himself before tugging Soohyun’s arm. “Hyung, talk him round.”
“You know your mother can get defensive.” Soohyun shrugged, throwing a popcorn up in the air before catching it with his mouth.
“Why do I even have a second mother...” Dongho rolled his eyes, grabbing a handful of popcorns from the pack Soohyun bought.
According to Eli who was on the shopping trip with Alexander, the mother only bought the unhealthy snack because it was on offer. Right, and Dongho thought he got freedom the minute he had a dormitory to live in.
“So you don’t fail Mathematics.” Kiseop shrugged, sitting on the other side of Soohyun and nudging for Soohyun to feed him. Soohyun did, but with his mouth.
Dongho stared at the couple with a raised eyebrow, only slightly jumping in fright when Alexander started screaming again.
“Bad influence! Bad! Bad! Don’t kiss before Dongho!” Alexander growled at the two and made them stand up before smacking their bottoms. “Go into your room if you want!”
“Kissing’s not even rated! Princes and Princesses do it!” Kiseop pouted sadly.
Soohyun leaned in closer to kiss that pout away, causing Alexander to smack their bottoms harder.
“No, but you both are guys. That’s rated in cinemas!”
Soohyun and Kiseop stared at each other before blinking. “It is?”
Soohyun frowned and cocked his head to a side as he thought about something. “But you let Kibum and Kevin kiss before Dongho! Unfair!”
“Kevin’s a special case, I don’t even want to talk about it. Just go into your room and have a full make out session if you want!” Alexander shook his head and the couple immediately accepted the offer.
Eli hugged the older from the back and chuckled. “Tsk, tsk. So harsh on them.”
Alexander rolled his eyes. “Self control, boy.”
“Yes, yes.” Eli sighed and joined Dongho in the eating of the leftover popcorns. “Kevin and Kibum-hyung are still at it?”
“THEY ARE?!” Alexander gasped, turning to the couple with Kevin’s face all flushed red and Kibum’s head in a dangerous spot between Kevin’s legs. “GET A PROPER ROOM!”
Kibum lifted his head and turned to the oldest member before smirking. “It’s not yet rated, Xander-hyung. Our clothes are all on.”
“Don’t you talk back to me. Carry Kevin back into your room and do the offensive things BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.” Alexander hurriedly pulled Kibum up from the floor, which caused the younger male to roll his eyes.
“I bet Dongho’s turned on by the show anyway. Kevin makes the best bedroom moans.” Kevin blushed harder and kissed Kibum’s neck when the older male kneeled down to carry him, bridal style.
“Yeah, he sounds hot.” Dongho agreed, grinning when Alexander turned red with anger, the exact results he wanted.
“KIM KIBUM, GO! NOW!”
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“Go to sleep now, all right?” Alexander sighed, wiping his sweat away with his arm and tucking Dongho safely into bed.
It was another hectic day of sending the offensive images into their respective bedrooms.
Dongho rolled his eyes but nodded anyway. “You too.”
“Sure, nights.”
Alexander then switched off the lights before leaving the room. Dongho stared at the ceiling and smirked, ready to put his brilliant plan into action. So he waited for five minutes that felt like half an hour, before he creeped out of his room into the living room.
“But Dongho’s just about ten metres from where we are...” Alexander said in a small voice, pouting on the sofa..
“Doesn’t matter, his mind is probably 7,290,000 miles away from here.” Eli pecked Alexander’s cheeks gently before inching towards the older’s mouth.
Alexander giggled. “Those magic numbers?”
“Yes, those magic numbers.” Eli chuckled deeply, before attacking the older’s mouth.
Dongho was sure he was going to be really apologetic towards Eli later, but he didn’t care. At that moment, he just wanted to stop being treated like a child.
“HAH! CAUGHT YOU!” Dongho smirked. “Now, would you allow me to look at how Soohyun-hyung and Kiseop-hyung feed each other food with their mouth, see Kibum-hyung’s hand wander around Kevin-hyung’s body during every single moment of daylight and watch how Eli-hyung actually wants to do the same things the other couples do, except with you in broad daylight?”
Eli widened his eyes as he got pushed off by Alexander, the oldest member turning into a deep shade of red despite the lack of proper lighting in the house. Alexander has always been careful, not wanting to taint the youngest member’s mind, thus this shocked him a little too much.
“What-what are you doing out here?” Alexander gathered his thoughts and smoothed the creases on his shirt.
“Getting a cup of water.” Dongho shrugged, lying with practised ease.
“Then-then go get it and sleep!” Alexander bit his lower lip.
“What I’m trying to say is, and have been trying to say is, I’ve even walked in on the SooSeop couple and got Kiseop-hyung’s shirt thrown at my face. I watched them for about ten minutes before they realised I was standing there. They told me to lock the door, thank you very much. Kibum and Kevin were naked having sex in the kitchen, eww I know, but they said they were experimenting the different locations the other day and I just got a carton of strawberry milk from the fridge before leaving them to their lovemaking. I’ve seen everything and is not a bit affected I don’t know why you are. Heck, it’ll be great if I can see Eli getting you to finally shut up.” Dongho let out a big breath. “Wow, what a speech.”
Eli winked at the younger boy and devoured the older’s mouth, pinning down both flailing arms.
“Yes! That’s the way, Eli-hyung! Get his mouth to do something more attractive!” Dongho punched his fist into the air as he made his way back to his room. “I’ve succeeded!”
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Alexander instantly blushed the minute Dongho appeared. Dongho raised both his eyebrows and took a glance at Eli. The other male only gave him a welcome-to-breakfast smile.
“Morning, Xander-hyung, Eli-hyung.” Dongho greeted. “Great night?”
Alexander choked on the milk he was drinking, coughing violently.
“Eli-hyung’s good on the bed, isn’t he?” Dongho asked with a nonchalant tone, pushing Alexander further on the edge.
Eli looked at Dongho amusedly, who only shrugged.
“Stupid hyung!” Kevin whined as he made his way to his chair. “I can’t walk properly anymore!”
“I’m sorry, baby. You wanted something more.” Kibum pouted sadly and took the seat before pulling Kevin on his lap. “I’ll be your legs today, all right?”
“Today?” Kevin questioned cutely, eyes sparkling.
“Forever, if you want.” Kibum and Kevin then shared a quick kiss before Kibum fed Kevin breakfast.
Dongho turned his head to Alexander, who continuously buried his head into his food. He can’t conclude anything yet, since Kibum and Kevin were doing the same mushy thing again and are allowed to kiss before him.
“And you left the mess! We have to change the bed sheets again!” Kiseop sighed. “We don’t have enough bed sheets anymore. All right, you’re banned from- uh, rated things until the bed sheets are all washed.”
Dongho didn’t even see Alexander flinch when Kiseop almost said “sex”. Yes, that’s an offensive word in the older’s dictionary. Has he really succeeded?
Kiseop and Soohyun got into their respective chairs and looked at Kevin and Kibum enviously. Dongho kicked Kiseop’s legs and managed to get him to lean closer.
“Kiss Soohyun-hyung. Just do it.” Dongho whispered.
Kiseop, although confused, happily complied. Soohyun widened his eyes at the sudden kiss, widening them even more when they didn’t even hear a sound.
Dongho and Eli looked at each other, amazed.
“Kiss him.” Dongho mouthed, hands rubbing in anticipation.
Eli raised both his eyebrows and looked at Alexander, a little afraid. When Dongho hissed, he picked up his courage since he didn’t want to look like a coward, hands bringing Alexander’s face in front of his own. Eli then kissed Alexander gently, smiling as he let go.
Alexander let out a deep breath and sighed. “All right, I agree. Dongho, you’ve grown up and should know what’s best for you.”
Dongho’s face brightened in ultimate delight.
Kibum wasted not a second in making the dining table a new location for-
“Gosh, Kevin’s hot.” Soohyun gaped at the Kibum ridding Kevin’s clothes without a second thought in his head.
Kiseop cleared his throat and glared at the older man.
“Don’t look at me like that, your erection agrees.” Soohyun pointed at Kiseop with a smug smile and ran his hands up Kiseop’s torso. The younger blushed as he was caught, instantly turning into a puddle of goo at the magical touches.
Alexander kept quiet and brought his food with him as he sat on the sofa, wanting to eat his food in a clean environment.
Before remembering he dirtied the sofa last night.
Oops.
Forget it, he’ll sit on the floor then.
Eli followed him after gobbling up his breakfast, raising an eyebrow as Dongho blinked at Kibum biting down on Kevin’s neck (which is really abused already, since there’s more of purple then his normal white skin around that area) with Kevin’s hands pumping Kibum’s erection and Soohyun using his tongue to trail down Kiseop’s naked body.
Dongho swallowed his breakfast quickly and escaped to his room.
“Oh damn it, maybe censorship was a great idea afterall.”
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Alexander threw his head back and moaned, unable to fight the pleasure overtaking his body. Eli smirked and caught Alexander’s nape before pulling him closer for a tongue battle, though his hand never stopped pumping Alexander’s member.
Eli winced a little as Alexander pulled his head by his hair, knowing that the older only wanted him closer, closer and closer than possible. He chuckled slightly when Alexander pulled his head away, breathless. Pushing Alexander flat on the sofa, Eli scratched Alexander’s erection gently, making the older arched his back sharply.
“Stupid Eli, don’t tease!” Alexander groaned as his cheeks were flushed red.
Acting as if he didn’t hear the older man, Eli leaned down and licked Alexander’s length, drawing circles on the tip for three seconds before leaving the moment Alexander buckled up his hips.
“E-Eli!” Alexander moaned, fingers weaving through Eli’s hair and tugging his head nearer.
“Nah-uh. I’m in the mood for handjob today.” Eli shrugged nonchalantly and pumped Alexander’s erections with both hands, but none of his words entered Alexander’s ears. The older was too busy hearing himself master incoherency.
“God, he’s hot.” Kiseop commented as his head turned to Alexander. He was against the wall already, yet Soohyun’s talented mouth (thanks to many, many practices) made him want to move back further. If only he could travel through walls.
“You need a mirror, baby.” Soohyun smirked as he made zig-zag patterns on Kiseop’s erection while his hands abused Kiseop’s nipples.
“And-And you need to- freak- get to the point!” Kiseop muttered breathlessly, hands pushing against the wall since he knew how good Soohyun was at controlling his head. If he wanted to take things slow, he would.
“Kibummie-hyungggggggg!” Kevin whined, and Kiseop turned to the couple, successfully changing his focus even if only for a while.
Even after Kevin’s complaints this morning, the older man was already fingering the younger boy. His mouth was licking breakfast off Kevin’s body, which consisted of cereal and milk.
“Kev’s to die for.” Kiseop commented again, finally relieved when Soohyun took his member into his mouth. “And you’re the best.”
Soohyun hummed a thanks in reply, tongue continuously moving even with Kiseop’s member stealing it’s space. Bobbing his head in a synchronised rhythm, he grinned at all the mewls Kiseop was letting out of his mouth. Soohyun then slapped Kiseop’s butt cheek once, a signal between them that meant Kiseop could thrust into him if he wanted.
And Kiseop did so gladly.
Kevin dug his nails deep into the back of Kibum’s back. The said person’s back was filled with bruises formed by Kevin, but that was normal for the couple. Kibum bites Kevin, Kevin digs his nails into Kibum.
Kibum drew circles around Kevin’s nipples, taking in a mouthful of cereal now and then from the younger’s stomach. After he felt that he had done enough teasing, he bit down on Kevin’s right nipple (since it was less sensitive and he wanted to build up the feeling), causing Kevin to moan wantonly. Giving the other the same treatment, Kibum got Kevin gasping for breath instead, proving once again that Kevin’s left nipple was indeed, more sensitive.
“Hyungggg!” Kevin breathlessly called out, knee brushing against Kibum’s erection not-so-accidentally. “Don’t make me wait, hyunggggggg!”
Kibum was too freaking needy to go into their bedroom to find the lubricant. “Milk will have to do.”
Kibum then inserted his member into Kevin, not needing to prepare the younger boy since they did it regularly enough. Kibum leaned down to kiss Kevin roughly as he thrusted into the younger boy in an unsynchronised and fast pace. Kevin pumped his own erection, screaming as Kibum slammed against his prostate a second later.
“Hyung!” Kevin cried, circling his arms around Kibum’s neck and pulling him closer.
Kibum ended up muffling the later cries of Kevin with his own mouth, hands stroking Kevin’s member, causing the younger to release his load in no time. Kibum moved away from Kevin’s mouth to lick the younger clean, though his hips were still in a constant movement. Kevin clenched tightly around Kibum’s erection, as he felt the friction burn his insides, successfully causing the older man to release his warm load in him.
Kibum smirked, kissing his boyfriend sweetly on the lips once before riding out his member and then carrying the younger boy bridal style. “Let’s go to bed again.”
Kevin giggled, although tired. “Not a bad idea?”
Dongho walked out at the same moment, really thirsty, staring at the last couple that finished their sex. “Oh no, please don’t tell me we have to eat on that table ever again.”
Kibum smirked, passing Dongho and giving him the worst nightmare.
“Kevin taste great though.”
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HAHA. Contrary to the prompt, this isn't not yet rated~! :P I just wanted to post something so I really didn't look through. Really busy writing Christmas fics for friends XD!