stronger britney: you are totally pregnant

[s_frost]

It is now Confession Time without the ceremony, the confessional, the crucifix, and the priest. This is not the sort of confession for which you repent, hoping that God will forgive and forget. In this sort of confession, you don't wish to be absolved, you want your sin again. So perhaps it's not just a confession. It is also a prayer. A devilish,

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[graham__coxon]

Ahh, nevermind. I missed the first part of that paragraph.

[s_frost]

I am just glad that someone read it, because I didn't think that anyone would.

[jaimeking]

i hope it's Kate's that would be a beautiful baby

[s_frost]

You know what? I actually agree. So far the both of us have made pretty babies. I wonder what they would look like together. It would grow up to be a lunatic supermodel just like its mums.

[charlizetheron]

That's because they all know it's me.

[s_frost]

That's what I'm telling people anyway! What are we going to name our lovechild, Charlize?

[jusfrischmann]

You look beautiful in those pictures, and it's obvious in the first one you're scratching yourself and your hand is pushing up your top, not pregnant. Wait, you're scratching your bum in the second one. I don't know why this is amusing to me.

[s_frost]

Thank you for saying so! Wow, I don't know if I'm really pregnant or not, but it's one joke that I can't stop milking! Ahaha milking is probably a bad pun. Besides that, I have all these lovely people claiming it for me. I am really only doing it to collect child support cheques! I am not scratching anything! In the others, though, I'm being a belligerent drunk.

[gbutler]

I confess it's been a while since I've had a really decent shag and that the olives at dinner last night didn't much agree with me.

[s_frost]

That makes two of us and I don't have olives unless they are in my martini. You shouldn't have any problem with the first thing, though. I'm surpised that you don't have women lining up.