Desperate times call for... Prosperity Handkerchief

[sa_jcfan]

Late one night, while channel surfing, Vince alerted me to a frightening infomercial. This bold man, Don Stewart, was brainwashing enlightening us about the power of the Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief. It can save marriages, it can cure diabetes, it can make skin lesions go away. The blind can see and the crippled can walk without their canes

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lawl

[emobaggage]

haha those used to come in the mail at Big Pine Way! Whenever we'd get one I'd wait excitedly for Dan to come home from work so we could open it up and read it outloud and see what kind of ridiculousness they were sending us now. We got many different kinds of cloths, but most memorable was one that was supposed to be from Jesus. It's good stuff.

Re: lawl

[sa_jcfan]

You mean there's more than one cloth from God?! :O