I just found this site and I've just wasted the last ten minutes generating true stories and laughing hysterically. The dog keeps looking at me funny from under his eyebrows
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Hi ,I hope you are well...I have had some adventures recently and have neglected my friends list a little...well it was at this crazy party, while I was brushing my teeth, I happened to stumble upon a secret government conspiracy involving tacos and the Amazon Rainforest! And that's not the kind of thing that happens every day. So then I did what any person would have done: I hid in the basement and learned to play the sax.
And, completely coincidentally, I was supposed to be meeting my future in-laws for the first time, and I had to make a good first impression. Luckily, this is the whole point of the 10 ton weight I have in my attic and so I was able to peel one more layer off of this thrilling mystery.
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and have neglected my friends list a little...well it was
at this crazy party, while I was brushing my teeth, I happened to stumble upon a secret government conspiracy involving tacos and the Amazon Rainforest! And that's not the kind of thing that happens every day. So then I did what any person would have done: I hid in the basement and learned to play the sax.
And, completely coincidentally, I was supposed to be meeting my future in-laws for the first time, and I had to make a good first impression. Luckily, this is the whole point of the 10 ton weight I have in my attic and so I was able to peel one more layer off of this thrilling mystery.
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oh god. i think i know those people.
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