aunt va-jay-jay's got the stigmata.

Dec 18, 2003 15:26

what's your favorite euphemism for menstruation?

come on, i know you have one.

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tenmississippi December 18 2003, 23:18:26 UTC
my cat won't stop peein' red food coloring.

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bnafff December 19 2003, 02:03:52 UTC
aunt flo's visitin' the porcelin gods.
or, "jeezum why am i spending 10 bucks on my vadge just to plug it up week"
or... thank god im not knocked up again.

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blchandler December 19 2003, 03:15:44 UTC
Sloughin' (I just made that one up. Just now.)

And I also liked it when a friend of mine declared "We have blood!" as if she was at NASA declaring a liftoff.

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cassez_vous December 19 2003, 03:29:26 UTC
...Blood tsunami. One of my favorites.

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mandroid2000 December 19 2003, 09:08:17 UTC
"There's a mouse with a bloody nose floating in the toilet."

It's simple and probably not all that original, but that was how I was reminded (in the early days of menstration, circa age 11) by my family that I hadn't flushed my tampon.

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