Ficlet: Little Debbie's Secret | SV | Lex | G | 1/1
Title: Little Debbie's Secret
Fandom: Smallville
Character: Lex Luthor
Rating: G
Word Count: 104
Summary: Lex peruses the paper.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Note: Crackfic!! Written for the first challenge at fortycakes, with the prompt of the Superdictionary image of Lex stealing forty cakes. :p
Little Debbie's Secret
Drinking his morning coffee, Lex perused the headlines of the day's Daily Planet. Nothing spectacular, besides a large theft at a Little Debbie plant just outside the fringes of Metropolis. Nothing he had any involvement in, of course. It was simply ridiculous, that someone would steal forty pallets of Little Debbie cakes. It made no sense. It was just terrible.
And besides, it cut into his profits, now that he owned half the company.
Setting aside the paper, he reached for the small plastic-wrapped cake on his desk, a slow grin moving over his face. No one had to know it was him.
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Fandom: Smallville
Character: Lex Luthor
Rating: G
Word Count: 104
Summary: Lex peruses the paper.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Note: Crackfic!! Written for the first challenge at fortycakes, with the prompt of the Superdictionary image of Lex stealing forty cakes. :p
Little Debbie's Secret
Drinking his morning coffee, Lex perused the headlines of the day's Daily Planet. Nothing spectacular, besides a large theft at a Little Debbie plant just outside the fringes of Metropolis. Nothing he had any involvement in, of course. It was simply ridiculous, that someone would steal forty pallets of Little Debbie cakes. It made no sense. It was just terrible.
And besides, it cut into his profits, now that he owned half the company.
Setting aside the paper, he reached for the small plastic-wrapped cake on his desk, a slow grin moving over his face. No one had to know it was him.
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