The Minnie Mouse Legacy part 1.0
Well, here we go again. I've tried this before, but this will be better! Trust me!
Once upon a time in a lovely place known as Riverview, a new legacy arose...
This is the founder! Yes, the one and only (depending where you are) Minnie Mouse! (And all her traits & stuff are up there cause I'm lazy.)
What? You haven't guessed the theme yet? It's DISNEY! All the heirs will be named and styled after beloved Disney characters. I won't touch their genetics, but I'll mess with the clothes and name because I can. This will be oodles of fun. (Oodles is a real word?!?!)
As you can see, she went from the wonders of Disney Land/World, to the even more magical wonders of poverty! ..Yaaaay?
Minnie: OH MY WALT! IT'S A TOILET!
Normal people would be very upset about living on a lawn. But noooo, not Minnie. I can't tell if it's the good trait, or maybe the Happiest Place on Earth really got to her...
She finally calmed down about her lack of furniture enough to go to the salon & get started on that Stylist career, since it's her lifetime want and everything.
Obviously, she got the job.
Minnie: So.. I'm gonna have to use combs and stuff, right?
Stylist: Well.. yeah... (I'm on to her. She's happy. Too happy.)
Maybe it's not so obvious.
Stylist: The Moon really is made of cheese! These little pixies get the cheese and stir it into the moon shape...
He'd better not let Tinkerbell hear that.
I think Minnie will fit in nicely here!
While Minnie tried to explain Tinkerbell to her new friend, this crazy old lady & some tattooed man watched intently... and creepily.
After seeing the tattoo guy in the back, Minnie remembered that part of the legacy includes getting a man. While this guy's no Mickey, his genetics aren't bad.
Minnie: Hmmm.. you're pretty good looking... I don't think Walt would approve..
Larry (tattoo guy): Walt?
Minnie: What? Oh, nothing. Ignore that. Who are you?
Anyway, after talking to him for a while, she went "home" (LAWN) to have a nice (CRAP) meal... on the toilet.. okay, that's not sanitary.
She still didn't have work the next day, but she went to the salon regardless.
Larry: Hey Minnie!
Minnie: Crap, crap, crap...what's his name...
Larry?
Minnie: Larry? Seriously?
Larry: What?
Minnie: Huh? Oh, nothing, LARRY.
Things were going great for the next few interactions, (Minnie even found out that he's single!) then out of nowhere, Larry literally just yelled at her!
Larry: I'M MAD AT YOU!
Minnie: WHY?!
Larry: I. DON'T. KNOW.
Finally, we found out that one of Larry's traits is EVIL. And Minnie has the GOOD trait. I don't know if this is going to get in the way of things or not, but we're still going for it. We'll figure this out.
Luckily, they went outside and she was able to flirt it up.
Minnie: You know, you'd make a sexy astronaut.
I don't know what I should be more worried about: she's talking about astronauts while flirting with him, or that it's working.
Obviously, they can look past their differences. ;]
K that's all for now! Byeeee!