Last time was teenage hilarity. This time will probably be worse, but with birthdays.
Nothing really happened after Minnie & Alice returned from France. So the next day, after school, Alice invited over the cute boy, Enrique.
You know you like a boy when you ignore your low energy bar.
And I totally thought he was a teen. Oh well, we'll just call him plan B.
Meanwhile, Ariel talked to this unfortunate-looking boy about how awesome her father is.
For some reason, Hal's random fear of clowns is in everybody's way of getting to the fridge. Way to go, Hal.
When everyone had finally found food, Aladdin decided to tell everyone about his opposition to marriage.
I don't think I've ever seen Hal more proud.
Alice: Haha, now you can't have babies!
I don't think Alice knows her brother is gay yet.
Minnie: BABIEZ?
OH no, now they're practically given their mother a heart attack.
Lady: OMG THE FLOWERS ARE GONNA GET ME
Minnie: I wish I had a mirror to show you how ridiculous you look.
Minnie: Alice, dear, can you take your weird painting and get out? Mommy and Daddy are going to.. uhh.. play scrabble!
Hal: ..huh?
Alice: Uhhh sure.
The next day, Alice brought over this weird teen...
...who proceeded to stare at Hal while dancing.
Hal: She's still staring.. I can feel it..
And then seemed very pleased with herself when she broke the TV.
Minnie: I think you should leave now.
So after kicking out the crazy chick, it was time for Aladdin's birthday!
Hal: Wait, why is everyone cheering? Am I missing something?
And this resulted in the family's first fire.
Aladdin: Hey dad, what do we do?
Hal: Like hell if I know.
I blame Hal for his ironic pajamas.
Ariel&Alice: AHHH FIREEEE!
Minnie: Oooh, pretty light!
Maybe it's cause I'm not a firefighter, but I think you're supposed to look where you're pointing the extinguisher.
Aladdin: WHY ME?
Ariel doesn't realize that now is not a good time to sneak up on her brother.
Okay, let's try this again.
Alice, what the hell are you doing?
Ain't no party til the hot fireman gets here.
Hal: I still don't know what's going on.
Aladdin: What the hell am I wearing?
And guess who finally got their LTW? Alice!
She rolled the LTW to be a super spy or something. This will be fun :D
Anyway, after changing into some gayer nicer clothes, Aladdin invited his old friend over to see if he liked girls at all.
Meanwhile, Ariel watched them while talking to her friend about microscopes.
Oh, here he is in all his adult-ness. I think he looks quite gay snazzy. :D
Alice: I don't like that person. You're not a boy!
Alice is right. No matter how many time I tried romantic interactions with these two, Aladdin just wasn't feeling it.
So then we invited over the hot fireman!
Obviously, Aladdin is pleased.
YAY GAY SON! <3
Oh & I made a little pool & pond area in the backyard because this huge lot was looking pretty empty. Anyway..
Time for Minnie to get old! :[
Hal still doesn't know what's going on.
Minnie: I feel like I just got my ass kicked by sparkles.
I think she makes a pretty little old lady.
Since Alice's future spy jobs requires the athletic skill and logic skill, I decided to start her on the treadmill, since she's only 5 days away from adulthood.
Hot fireman is back!
And gay, by the looks of things.
I have no idea why he changed into his uniform but whatever.
Aladdin is skilled with conversation.
HotFireman: OMG IT'S SO PRETTY!
See? Aladdin is the conversation master.
They quickly invited people to their party and got married in the living room, where no one could fit, and the people inside didn't really pay attention.
They moved out together right after the party.
It's Ariel's birthday! And Hal finally knows what's going on!
And here is Ariel, all grown up.
Yes I did take advantage of the blueness.
So while all this makeover stuff was happening, I didn't realize that Minnie & Hal had been dancing in the kitchen for hours.
Hal: I call this the power squat.
Minnie: ...sure
Looks more like the treadmill is running Alice.
Since Minnie has a huge want to see Ariel get married, I decided to try. But the only boy she cares about is busy all the damn time.
AND NO ONE ELSE IS DOING ANYTHING INTERESTING.
But an hour later, Ariel invited her next chess opponent or whatever, and this hunk came over. So what if he's an adult? I gotta get her out.
Plus they're both family-oriented, so this will be easy.
Minnie: I like you being here.
He's one of Hal's closet friends, so don't even think about it.
Minnie: No, I wasn'tttt
Dude: ...who are you talking to?
Lifetime wish complete :D
Retirement confetti!
nomnomsmoochnom
hoorayyyy
Ariel: OMG what is it?
Ariel: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IT'S SO SHINEYYYY
Ariel: OMG LOOK IT'S STILL SHINEY
I've seriously never had a sim act THIS crazy. Neither has her fiancee, I think.
Ariel: I'm gettin married hurrrr
awww they're cute.
ohey there Aladdin. I see you back there.
What the hell are they doing?!
Alright, so yay they're married, and I moved them out. Alice is about two days from adulthood, so the next chapter will be fun.
Thanks for reading!
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