cleaning...?

[saber12385]

i dont get this logic: becasue my room isnt perfectly clean, my mom is severely delayed in gettin the house ready for christmas.
can someone please help me out with this, it doesnt make sense.

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[_quoththeraven_]

Hey fellas have you heard the news? Little annie's back in town.

Its simple. You see your mom has a pinecone lodged in her vaginal cavity hence rendering her a domineering bitch.

[saber12385]

but i cant fix that, im not goin there. my dad wont even go there, he moved out and something tells me he doesngt stop by for quickies.
"john, no i dont want it like that, i want it like this. i come home from a day of work and you cant even do this right for me"
"shuddup bitch, i work harder than you do, i do manual labor"
"but you lost your job and are worthless"

ok, maybe it doent happen exactly like that, but you know what i mean

[_quoththeraven_]

Yeah plus the abrasion must have killed your dad. Everytime it went down there would be a 3 week recovery period. I mean, pinecones are pretty tough.

[saber12385]

i dont think anything has gone on for a good long while. my dad has more dignity than that.