award winning poem:

[sabertoothkoala]

felix
f-fun
e-excellent
l-large package (we need to keep this pg kids)
i-immence package (pg-13)
x-xxl package (ok fuck it)

p.s. this journal has been somewhat taken over by christa

christa
c-cute
h-hot
r-retro
i-irrististable
s-sexy
t-topless (i wish)
a-A very beautiful wonderful chika

thatlast poem was written by felixplease help me in the

Comments

[fufgufury]

sex
s-safe
e-educated
x-xno indiana johnsons for another couple years

[frozenprncss]

Dude, Indiana Johnson is an awesome name!

[winglessfaery]

Felix needs an O in his first name so Christa could have put Obviously Large just to be obviously annoying.

because everyone else was commenting on this entry

[intransphonemia]